Suits
Message Body:
He stalks you at night
He’s thin and tall
Out of your sight
He’s pale and bald
He has no face or eyes to be seen
You’ll be gone in a flash
No one hears you scream
He causes fear, pain, then death
But pay him no mind
Or you’ll die like the rest
He wears a black suit, black tie, black shoes
Pay him no mind
Or it’s you, he’ll choose
Bullets don’t work, as those he’ll deflect
You’d best just run
Or it’s you he’ll dissect
Moving away would be a feasible plan
But he’ll always find you
For he is Slenderman.
Credit To: Calum S.
Suits,


*hug*
trees
He has a red tie…
BLOOD red, to be exact. I saw him standing in the trees…
Enough. With. The. Slenderman.
slenderman is dead I shot him in the head
while that skinny bastard was asleep in his slender bed
i know my writing sucks but I had to say it
Yesss! Glad something of mine was put up here.
Oh look! More shitty Slenderman posts
yes the slenderman is the most known and overdone creepy pasta, but you have to admit that this is a well written poem
i want more slenderman posts. he’s getting stronger. i feel it in my bones.
decay
i agree beacause i like slender man
Slenderman is old. I laugh instead of cringe now when I see him. I think Mr. Widemouth should be brought back
Agreed.
Nice! loved the rhymes and timing, great poem…
it’s the Slenderman!!!
Another good ole Slendy story! Those fan girls…
First, “the cake,” leave this place and never return. You are the kind of Slenderman fanboy that makes me want to do vile things to boxes of cute puppies. Be gone.
Second, big whoop, a poem. It was good enough, but…not creepy. This was written well enough, but I didn’t shudder or anything. In fact, I’m a tad upset that this is rated so high.
Thanks for the feedback everyone. I know Slenderman has been overused to tears, but that’s actually pretty neat for something without eyes.
I liked the poem. Slenderman is a cool urban legend. Haters can hate. I enjoy a good Slender story or poem!
Bullets dont work? My Shotty thinks otherwise
Technically a shotgun round is a flurry of rounds hard to defend against
im pretty sure if i blew him apart with an AT-4 he’d die
i know everyone is saying slenderman is old and over used. but im an internet noob in a lot of ways, i really dont go on much other than to watch movies and shows and stuff, so it was only a few months ago that m friend got me onto marblehornet’s youtube. so i’m still new to the slenderman craze and still loving it
An a/b/a/b rhyming scheme really?
Yes everybody, slenderman is overused, but I quite liked this. I mean, I don’t think it is meant to be scary, but I like the idea of the poem. But has anyone else noticed that the only poems on this site are about slenderfam. Still though, this was good.
If he’ll always find you, I suppose that means moving away actually wouldn’t be a feasible plan, eh?
“He wears a black suit, black tie, black shoes” and the black attitude! Nod Ya Head! The black suits comin’. Duh-Duh, Duh-duh…
Hey! Great poem! I was wondering… some friends and I are doing an independent Slenderman series entitled “The Slender Project”. Was wondering if we could use this as an effect?
Sorry for the late reply, Devo. I would be honored if you used my poem, my email is calumsayers@gmail.com if you’d like to get in touch.
mutherfucking slenderman stole my youngest daughter while we were camping