Scary Paranormal Stories & Short Horror Microfiction


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There once was a magical kingdom of sleep
Where children drifted to after counting their sheep
And it was ruled by blankets and pillows and beds
Who would send happy thoughts to little children’s heads.
But in this land of joy and bliss
There was on pillow who ran amiss
He had been fluffed and stuffed terribly wrong
And it is due to this pillow that we have this sad song.
For one day this cranky pillow got incredibly mad
And decided he wanted to do something extremely bad
So he devised a devilish scheme, an evil plan
And he went to the house of poor Gabby Furman
So he sat upon her bed and awaited his prey
Until she appeared, and onto her bed she did lay
And as she drifted into a soft snooze
He figured he had nothing else he could lose
So instead of coaxing the naïve blonde child
He let himself go crazy and his mouth went wild
He opened his jaws and took a fearsome bite
And he clamped his teeth upon her head quite tight
And she awoke with a gruesome, terrible scream
As she realized this nightmare was no mere dream
And she shook and fought and tried to escape
But the sinister pillow had already sealed her fate
An end was finally made to this bloody fight
As he finished her off with one final bite
And as the girl’s head fell freely to the ground
The screams came to a halt, there wasn’t a sound
The pillow walked away, laughing in spite
For the death of the girl had given him much delight
So he continues to haunt the houses of young teens
As he is a grouchy creature, and nothing but mean
So beware, everyone, of this deceptive foe
For this is the true story, of the murder pillow.

Credit To – Brendan Cooper

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  • thatgirl

    Not sleeping.

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    • Nick


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      • Father Litmatch

        Nope. No rest for the wicked, none for me either

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        • Caveman

          Start using a rock like me.
          Man I love my ISTONE.

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          Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)
  • Mademoiselle Snape

    I’m sorry, but there is nothing even remotely scary about a homicidal pillow.

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    Rating: +35 (from 47 votes)
    • Cortlynn

      you wont be saying that Kill-Pillow comes!

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      • Red Blood Red Neck


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  • Hopesworth

    Bravo! Poetry Creepypastas are pretty hard to pull off effectively, but this little ballad was well-done. It was kind of cute too, in a morbid kind of way.

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  • Teresa

    Love it :)

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  • Grey

    EVERYONE RUN FROM THE HOMICIDAL PILLOWS!!!! just kidding… i would probably make friends with it. This pasta is awesome.

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  • anon

    Are you kidding? Crappypasta.

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  • Anon

    Mildly amusing. I think the idea of murderous furniture can be fleshed out some more for some real laughs.

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    Rating: +5 (from 9 votes)
  • Tariq

    I like it, the rhyme scheme didn’t feel forced at all. Story was okay, I’d have liked to see a little into the background of why this pillow got cranky and/or misshapen with like two line.

    And I didn’t really follow how the girl’s head got bitten off. I mean, actually rereading I see it bit her head without actually taking a chunk off, but it’s kind of weird for it to bite her head off and not actually consume it.

    Anyhow, still a good “song.”

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  • tytiger10

    I found it funny how weird it was but yet it had a bit of creepy in it 7\10

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  • THEN WHO WAS….nevermind…

    So we have homicidal dolls, slendermen, people, PILLOWS….WOW! I’ve heard n seen some strange things. But a murderous pillow…..truly takes the cake.

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    • Me

      And he probably ate it too..

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    • Pillow

      you’re next.

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      • Meepster

        Sick of your shit, pillow.

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  • Kaylie

    I really liked this. I love how it was a poem

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  • Candlejackass

    Not really creepy, but the very concept is amusing as hell, and executed well. I normally loathe poetry pasta, but this works.

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  • nigga

    not my pillow :c

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    • Pillow

      maybe i’ve just been waiting for the right moment to bitE your head off.

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  • Pearl

    I love this poem! Never thought pillows could be evil.

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  • Madison

    There’s nothing scary about a man- eating pillow. I’m sorry. XD

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  • corey

    Hmmmm….the pillows a head crab lawl, rate if you got the joke

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  • Scary Lilac

    Damn, this hits close to home. A chair tried to eat me the other day. I escaped, but it got my thumb and my left foot.

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  • lordTWeaKslide

    my real question is HOW CAN A PILLOW WALK??? And who doesn’t notice a strange pillow on their bed??

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  • Sunshine

    oh boy
    Imagine this as a pasta video.

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  • Jeff

    a murderer

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  • zombeels

    Wow, a killer pillow. What is this, Scary Movie 5?


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  • Zyx

    Poem crappypasta is a poem crappypasta.
    And why has no one done this yet?

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  • Gabby

    Wow my name just had to be Gabby

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  • Havoc Reign Down

    must stay awake!

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  • Privyet

    Ok, ok! I won’t have sex with my pillow anymore.

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