Messages
Add this post to your list of favorites!It’s early in the morning. The sun won’t be up for another couple of hours. You’re fast asleep in bed, lost in a dream, when the phone rings. Rather than waking up, you roll over and cover your head with a pillow. Hours pass. The sun rises. The phone is ringing.
When you wake up, your alarm clock is blaring and the phone is ringing. By the time you will yourself to turn the alarm off, the phone has stopped ringing. You realize that it’s been ringing all morning. You slide out of bed and press the blinking red button on your phone as you stumble into the bathroom. The phone beeps, followed by the friendly, electronic voice. Hello. You have six hundred and sixty-six new messages. Message one. The phone beeps again, and you’re not prepared for what comes next.
Screaming.
You spin around, thinking that she’s standing right behind you. There’s pure terror in her screams, accompanied by other disturbing noises. You stand there, horrified, for about ten seconds. Screaming gives way to hysterical, garbled crying before dying out with the sounds of spilling meat and tearing flesh.
The phone beeps again. You’re shaking.
Message two.
Messages,
THEN WHO WAS HER
Sigma(Quote)
Report comment
She was busy beating a dead horse.
WHO WAS PHONE?(Quote)
Report comment
I love this one, I’ve heard it before. I like to think that those messages get worse.
Darkest(Quote)
Report comment
No, the next message was from your mother, saying that she wants you to come over for dinner tonight.
Anonymous(Quote)
Report comment
LOL
little miss black cat(Quote)
Report comment
so it WAS worse!
rofl
The Whetters’ Farce(Quote)
Report comment
hahaha lol
a person(Quote)
Report comment
I imagine it’d be like The Holders: after about the tenth or eleventh message the shock-horror would wear off and it’d be more annoying than anything else.
Royal-Sovereign(Quote)
Report comment
that’s at least six hundred and sixty-five more messages than someone would really need to leave. i mean, leave a message and i’ll call u back, geez
Skwirral(Quote)
Report comment
not much wakes me up but would’nt she\he hear the sceams when the Messages were
recording?……….FAIL!
MooMoon(Quote)
Report comment
@MooMoon
Maybe the screams were calming as you tried to get back to sleep.
Ziune(Quote)
Report comment
so wait were the messages directly from hell? 666 messages so were they like recordings of torture i dont get it i wish it explained more also who was beating a dead horse that makes no sense
ME(Quote)
Report comment
So some guy murders people and does it over to my phone number? PRANK CALL
Frozen(Quote)
Report comment
So the first message was her dying, and the other 665 messages are her calling for help?
Creepy… but as MooMoon pointed out, wouldn’t you have heard the messages recording?
Xantherian(Quote)
Report comment
Why yes I was beating a dead horse God dammit.
HER(Quote)
Report comment
I would of thrown the stupid thing out the window as soon as it started.
Anon(Quote)
Report comment
@MooMoon: Perhaps it was a cellphone. They don’t speakerphone missed calles/messages.
Critical thinking, people.
WHO WAS PHONE?(Quote)
Report comment
I’d like this one better if the number of messages were different. 666 is so overused.
Chinchillazilla(Quote)
Report comment
One question: Can meat spill?
Foolish(Quote)
Report comment
666 messages
I think its a girl being toutored in hell
Who Wasn’t Phone(Quote)
Report comment
satan is helping her with math
Anonymous(Quote)
Report comment
Hey, if I got six hundred and sixty six messages like that, I would be as scared as hell.
Darkest(Quote)
Report comment
It was annoying, but i finally finished those damned 666 messages.
You(Quote)
Report comment
To do 666 messages in one night – phwoar, someone’s got a tight schedule…
If that was my phone, I’d send the messages to all my friends :D
Lavistria(Quote)
Report comment
@Foolish
You made me lol.
Thank you.
And I didn’t enjoy this pasta.
BonerFruit(Quote)
Report comment
Oh god I got that phone call!
It was probably the first three or four were a girl getting tourtured
The other 662 messages were just goddamn telemarketers >_<
Someone(Quote)
Report comment
@Someone
Nah, the first one was probably just the chick, the second couple were from the idiot’s mom wondering why he never calls her anymore, and then the last 660 or so were from telemarketers.
With maybe one in there from his boss wondering where the hell he was, and another firing him.
/true story
OmNom(Quote)
Report comment
Woah, someone’s got too much time on her hands. Besides, if you listened to the first message then couldn’t you just delete the messages? It’s creepy but it makes no sense T^T
Kait’s Corpse(Quote)
Report comment
Terrified, you fall back as the messages keep playing, each one more terrible than the last. After what seems like a year, the voice continues “Message Number 666″. A party popper is heard, and a cheerful male voice exclaims “YOU’VE JUST BEEN PRANKED BY PRANKLINE! CALL 099-088-004 TO PRANK SOMEONE YOU KNOW!”
Sigma(Quote)
Report comment
I think it should say this:
Every thing you said except the last sentence is this:
And message 666 finally said ” your’e next……”
What’s it to ya?(Quote)
Report comment
can meat spill? sloppy joe can :D
….cell phone? didnt think of that i dont have a cell phone
MooMoon(Quote)
Report comment