Meet Thorvaldr
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Subject: Okay… Sent: Thu Jan 08, 6:36 pm
From: Seraphine-Savior To: Centurion616
This is kind of random, but I notice your posts constantly mention this ‘Thorvaldr’ character. You always say it’s watching something or waiting for something, but no one else has any idea who or what it is. I’m just curious… Who is Thorvaldr? :O
Subject: Re: Okay… Sent: Fri Jan 09, 2:17 am
From: Centurion616 To: Seraphine-Savior
Thorvaldr? I’m almost glad you asked. He’s just kind of there. A sort of presence, if you will. I can’t really explain it properly without it sounding completely odd. By the way… he sees you.
Subject: Re: Okay… Sent: Fri Jan 09, 12:01 pm
From: Seraphine-Savior To: Centurion616
Uh… could you explain that a bit better? Sorry, I don’t understand. I mean, is he a person, a ghost, a pet, or what? D:
Subject:Re: Okay… Sent: Fri Jan 09, 5:20 pm
From: Centurion616 To: Seraphine-Savior
Thorvaldr is a warrior king. He is waiting for the moon to rise as of now…
Subject: Re: Okay… Sent: Sat Jan 10, 4:14 pm
From: Seraphine-Savior To: Centurion616
9_9 I’m sorry, that just raises more questions than it answers. Don’t bother wasting my time by replying if you aren’t going to say anything useful. I know I’m probably coming off a little bit harsh, but it doesn’t seem like you’re taking this seriously at all. I’d try to help you on the forum, seeing as everyone thinks you’re a complete weirdo and I want to see if there’s anything that could be explained to them so maybe you’ll have an easier time.
Subject: Re: Okay… Sent: Sun Jan 11, 8:43 pm
From: Centurion616 To: Seraphine-Savior
I almost considered just deleting that reply there and carrying on the way I have been, but I’ve a feeling you’re not going to give up either way. If it’s that important to you, I’ll explain everything. To the best of my knowledge, Thorvaldr is something of an entity, and like I said before, he’s just there. He doesn’t even have a body, but somehow I’m able to know his every move and that he wants me to tell others about it. It’s an impulse. If I don’t tell everyone about Thorvaldr, he gets angry… He starts clouding my vision and everything gets dark and blurry, then I can’t sleep at all because I’m just lying there shaking. I can almost hear his voice kind of, but he’s not saying anything in particular, only these syllables and non-words that come out of nowhere right when I think everything’s quiet. He’s there, and he’s always there. I can’t get rid of him. I don’t want to go to a shrink, because last time I did they just gave me these pills that only made everything worse. I started seeing Thorvaldr in my own reflection. Even though it was very vague and hard to make out, I could tell it was definitely him.
I can’t fight it. Can’t fight a warrior king, especially when he’s taken over my mind like this. I’m trying to remember what happened, but somehow my memory’s been shot. Maybe Thorvaldr did it. I vaguely recall something about getting lost somewhere when I was in Norway, but that’s it. I’d tell you more, but I fear he’s trying to choke me as I type this…
Subject: Re: Okay… Sent: Tues Jan 13, 11:00 am
From: Seraphine-Savior To: Centurion616
Wow… that’s really weird… Anyway, the reason why it kind of took me an extra day to reply is because when I read that message, I had pretty much no idea what to say. That is really really weird. Maybe he’s just mad cause he doesn’t have a body? lol
Subject: Re: Okay… Sent: Tues Jan 13, 1:10 pm
From: Centurion616 To: Seraphine-Savior
Thorvaldr thinks that’s a great idea. Thank you.
Subject: Re: Okay… Sent: Tues Jan 13, 7:19 pm
From: Seraphine-Savior To: Centurion616
What?
Necronymous Forum Topic - Meet Thorvaldr By: Centurion616
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 7:20 pm
At least he’s not waiting anymore. (Pardon the blood)
[Video embedded]
Subject: Re: Meet Thorvaldr By: Demona
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 7:26 pm
That was really disturbing. Put up a warning next time.
Subject: Re: Meet Thorvaldr By: milkofthedead
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 7:27 pm
^ I think “Pardon the blood” could count as a warning. Though he didn’t say anything about the ‘corpse.’ At least I hope it’s not a real corpse… :O
Subject: Re: Meet Thorvaldr By: Neocracy
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 7:29 pm
Could someone tell me what it is? I’m too afraid to watch the whole thing, I stopped as soon as he left the room.
Subject: Re: Meet Thorvaldr By: Demona
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 7:36 pm
Okay, here’s a summary of what happened, at least the way I saw it. If anyone has any corrections, I’ll edit this.
0:00-1:12 - Some guy (I think it’s Centurion, but I’m not sure) is standing over a partially dismembered corpse on his bed. He’s replacing the missing limbs and digits with other body parts he’s pulling out of a sack.
1:13-1:40 - He leaves the room, comes back with a rusty sword and helmet and “equips” the corpse with them. Then the video just kind of jump-cuts there.
1:40-3:40 - He’s now sitting in front of the camera, staring. You can kind of see the corpse in the background, only for some reason the limbs are attached to the body like they actually belonged there. Then the damn video jump-cuts AGAIN…
3:40-4:36 - Same thing as last time, only Centurion is gushing blood through his closed eyelids and mouth. You can see some blood on the corpse too, and at the end of it all, Centurion smiles and waves.
Like I said, really disturbing shit. It’s worse than it sounds.
Subject: Re: Meet Thorvaldr By: Neocracy
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 7:38 pm
Oh, that was it? It’s got to be fake. I mean, if he’s bleeding out his eyes like that, how can he see to post? And it’s definitely Centurion in the video. He’s got the swastika tattoo, remember?
Subject: Re: Meet Thorvaldr By: ForTheEmpire
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 7:44 pm
If it’s fake, those are some really cool effects.
Subject: Re: Meet Thorvaldr By: Seraphine-Savior
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 7:49 pm
No, no, it’s not fake. And it’s all my fault. See, we were PMing one another before, and I asked about the Thorvaldr guy. If I hadn’t suggested that Thorvaldr needed a body, then none of this would have happened.
Subject Re: Meet Thorvaldr By: milkofthedead
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 7:55 pm
It’s not your fault, Seraphine. Centurion would’ve done it anyway, he’s just like that. Remember when he wouldn’t stop obsessing over that church arson guy?
Subject: Re: Meet Thorvaldr By: Winterwing
Posted: Tues Jan 13, 8:00 pm
4:21- It blinked. I swear to god, it blinked.
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Credited to Lindsay S. (aka HackerOnHacker)
Dude, freaking awesome!
First?
Also, could have been tastier. Started out with an interesting format, but it just didn’t deliver at the end.
THEN WHO WAS CENTURION?
first? the video sounds cool.
Neo nazi with multiple personalities kills someone and puts it on youtube.
I feel as though it’s just trying to mimic Pirate Cove (is that its name?) but comes off as a bad imitation. Didn’t give me shivers or anything.
I approve.
[color=orange]Yep.[/color]
But who was church arson guy? Could it have been..
I think Thorvaldr sounds like a pretty cool guy.
The concept of a warrior king is..kind of tacky. A quick name and ‘history’ concept swap could have made this a great deal easier to get into.
Everything else was great.
It feels like you stopped it too early. More potential.
Eh, it wasn’t all that creepy, still tasty though.
Also who was warrior king?
Thanks for the comments, guys!
@Dust - That is a really stupid thing to say. I know comments on this site are always riddled with “SIMPSONS DID IT”, but just because it uses the forum post format does not mean it is “imitating” Candle Cove in any way. The stories are completely different in content.
I’ve seen this on 7chan’s /x/ or on Ichor Falls. It’s creepy, yes, but still a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.
Good story nonetheless!
-blink-
-smile-
-wave-
Warrior king and stuff and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Warrior king and all and doesn’t afraid of anything.
but Thorvaldr is a pretty cool gai; he takes over lots of bodeez and doesn’t afraid of anything.
and just left me slightly confused
eh takes over your mind and doesnt afraid of anything
cool story bro
Tasty pasta is tasty
needs lesss souce….. any way NEED MOAR PASTAS PLEASE POST MOAR!!!!!!!!
Semi-creepy pasta, but who was corpse??
This isn’t good at all. Sorry but fail.
Then who was zombie viking god?
You gotta understand guys, i havn’t jacked off in like 500 years
Whoa.
This was the most frightening, most REALISTIC pasta I’ve read in a LONG, LONG time.
Lindsay S., I tip my hat to you.
The description of the video was what did it for me; while I didn’t shit brix, I certainly could imagine it.
And the ending made me go “What blinked? Centurion? I don— oh.” which made me very happy.
Nice pasta. Thumbs up.
I just thought of soulbonders while reading this, and it ruined everything for me. Even without that thought, the ending was completely meh. What a terrible pasta.
i liked it.
kinda.. wierd.
@Dust - its Candle Cove
Wow, creepshow.
Set up like Candle Cove but the effect is less scary.
It could have been much, much better.
That being said, it also could have been much, much worse.
What an average story.
you could cut this story off at “What?” and it would be just as good.
Pretty good. A bit short, but I liked it.
That kinda sucked.
He blinks and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Not the best, definitely not the worst.
Meh.
Yummy yum yum.
In my opinion, a better ending would’ve been that Centurion used Seraphin’s body since it was his idea after all.
I obviously don’t get the end at all, with the blinking. It irks me.
Okay, I get it now. I actually teared up, it creeped me out so bad.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
damn, that was good…
perfect ending too, leaves you hanging wondering: “what the hell’s gonna happen now?”
Very nice.
Indeed it would have been epic if Seraphine-Savior was the victim. Oh well.
Bleh.
I agree, the creepiness factor could have been raised a lot if instead the last reply had been something like “Has anyone seen Seraphine-Savior today? He doesn’t usually stay away from this forum for long…”
Very nice. Enjoyed the ending.
YUMMMMY!
I want seconds.
the very last line did sort of give me chills for some reason O_O;
It’s like a less believable Candle Cove.
It didn’t hit home o:
I don’t get the blinking.
Candle Cove is way better.
I don’t get the ending can someone plz explain
I didn’t understand it…
Who blinked? The corpse, or “Centurion”. Also, Serphine/Seraphina is a girl.
Bleh. I didn’t like how nonchalant “milkofthedead” seemed about having just found out that a fellow forums-goer may be a sadistic murderer. “He would’ve done it anyway?” That line completely pulled me out of the pasta.
I didn’t like how nonchalant one of the posters sounded at the end. I think seeing a video where one of your fellow forum posters seems to dismember a corpse warrants more than “he would’ve done it anyway.” That one line completely pulled me out of it.
I do believe that these people just found…The Grifter.
sequel please
CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE!?
@Resi: The Thordavorlaslfsiod/Corpse blinked, not Centurion.
Maybe I am retarded, but what is the ending exactly? The viking guy is now in the body that’s on the bed…and what? I feel like I’m missing something since everyone is saying its so awesome.
Hmm, I guess some of you are right. It would have been better if Seraphine was the victim.
And I knew it would still inevitably be compared to Candle Cove, but come on. The forum format serves an entirely different purpose in this story - to set up the fact that this crazy guy is among them. I wouldn’t compare all rituals to The Holders, would I?
@kuribo - I suppose you’re right as well, but think of it this way: Crazy stuff happens on the internet all the time. Someone’s bound to get really jaded to it. Maybe he saw it as just another shock video.
@ben dover - I wish I could, but I’d rather not tamper with the open-endedness of it. Unless I could somehow segue this into the Agent Kaspar-Gottfried stories, but that’s not likely.
I though this was actualy good
it kinda creeped me out(or mabey cuz im reading this in the dark 
) The ending was like ‘Whoa’ to me it creeped me out o.o
who was the corpse? and what blinked? the corpse?
I like the story, especially the part where he hunts down the people who killed his parents, and it turns out James Earl Jones is a snake.
I miss the good old days when “WhoWasPhone?” posted the stories… WHYYYY?????!!!!!!
Hm, I kinda liked this better before I clicked “continue reading”.
“Maybe he’s just mad cause he doesn’t have a body?”
“Thorvaldr thinks that’s a great idea. Thank you.”
“What?”
Then I dunno Seraphine-Savior gets killed or something, you just fill in from there.
omg thats a good story
That thing about the church arson guy… was that from another pasta where some guy had been possessed or something and they brought him to a mental hospital and some crazy shit went down? The pasta was titled after the guy who burned down the church, might have been Eric?
@S8:: agreed.
In fact I was reading it on the front page of updates and thought that was where the story ended in the first place.
*shrug* It was decent.
Candle Cove > Meet Thorvaldr.
Oh, I get it now! To people who don’t get the blinking thing, remember that Thorvaldr liked the idea of having a body? Well, a body was killed and the corpse blinked. (Hopefully you guys can put it together now.)
The hell… Who blinked?
It grabbed my attention.
I hate to admit that I’m a sucker for cliffhangers. But this was more like a dark pit.
Nevertheless. I enjoyed it.
Nice! i love the forum style creepypasta. very good, i liked it
@magsheadroom - The “church arson guy” is a very, very subtle reference to Varg Vikernes.
Hmm, the story is presented sort of like that Ichor Falls story ‘Candle Cove’ (my apology to Lindsay for another comparison), but it wasn’t really as good. There was no sense of foreboding, the characters were kind of silly, and the ending was anti-climatic.
Not to mention the subject matter, ‘warrior king’ Thorvaldr, courted more laughter than fear.
That’s totally metal!
OH SHI-… Gotta go change pants, can’t lug these brix around all day.
It was good,up until the “he would have done it anyway”. I think people would be more likely to be saying either “What the fuck?” or “fake!”.
All in all, not believable enough.
Hmmmm…I think I enjoyed it until the video post.
And even then, I enjoyed it a little bit after that, but the description of the video content could have been clearer, along with the posts surrounding it.
I think I was a little disappointed to find that Seraphine-Savior was still alive.
I think I’ll read the ending again. :/
It all makes sense now! Thorvaldr was Phone! I’m a Genius!
So what we have here is a slightly insane guy, controlled by a demon, that get’s killed? I really didn’t understand the video till I read Mookergeh’s comment.It’s still… I don’t know, just strange. Less creepy, more strange.
I liked it when it was in PMs, but the actual forum thing wasn’t that great, and while the video part was genuinely creepy, it could have been better written, more descriptive. There were a few things that stood out, like the swastika tattoo, and that thing with the arsonist, the significance of it being a Viking king, and even why and how what’s his name died. I mean, if the Thorvaldr had a body now, why did the Centurion guy start bleeding? Couldn’t he have just used that guy’s body? Still, it creeped me out enough to turn the lights on.
It’s also just one more thing that gives me ideas for Geist.
I liked the story, Only I liked Candle Cove better. Also, I don’t get the blinking thing.
It was quite okay. It had a lot of potential.
church arson guy?
xD
Thorvaldr sounds like a pretty cool guy.
Best pasta I’ve read in a while.
Pretty Bland tasting pasta to me. Wasn’t creepy, no shivers up my spine or anything, and could have had way more potetial. It ends wih I swear it blinked! That would have been a perfect set-up for creepyness but then it ends. So out of ten 3/10
I really didn’t like that one very much. Like seriously the whole Thoravld part didn’t really make sense and wasn’t very well written. He should have done more than just posess a corpse!! Didn’t make sense how that other guy had blood out of his eyes either. Very Bland
Thorvaldr’s a cool name, yo.
Gaiz, don’t be dissin the Thorvaldr.
Whoa, nice.
I think Meet Thorvaldr is a pretty cool guy. eh dismembers corpses and makes people bleed out of their eyes and doesnt afraid of anything
Who blinked? Centurion can’t be blinking; his eyelids are closed.
*cycles back to description at 4:21*.
*shits brix.*
But the ritual won’t work unless it’s a rusty sword, cuz Thorvaldr won’t fight with a non-rusty blade. He’s just like that.
He sees you, and he approves of this pasta.
I bet the guy who wrote this is a black metal fan
Yes, I am a huge fan of black metal, in fact. (’-’ )
I liked it better than Candle Cove, actually.
thorvaldr sounds like a good wow name… lol!
I only have a half-chub from that one
so… if i told you guys that i SAW a person on WoW named Thorvaldr…would you beleive me?! BECAUSE I DID! (though he was a level 80 preist…)
the ending was what got me
brix were shat
Eh… ‘warrior king’ sort of takes away from the creepyness to me.
But I accept this pasta. It’s unique
Took me awhile to get it(2 days actually)
I finally finished my follow-up video, will be posting soon!
I really honestly thought that if the author had ended it at Serephine saying “what?” it would have been so much more effective. less gory, yeah, but way creepier.
Overall, though, pretty tasty pasta.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! what blinked???? the body??? thorvaldr????? ??
A couple of things:
He said he got lost in Norway. Norway was one of the original Viking homelands.
One of the Viking gods is named Thor. Thorvaldr might be his full name.
tl;dr viking god posseses a guy because nobody remembers the vikings anymore so he wants him to tell everyone about teh vikings.
Still though, 8/10
Well, it was interesting. I think think Germanic/Norsk-Mythology is that fear invoking, but I liked the style of this one. Not the best, but entertaining nonetheless.
Keep up the good work.
Eyebloodgush sounds epic.
I think Warroior King is a pretty cool guy. eh blinks in videos and doesnt afraid of anything.
i really liked this. The posts really give the “forum” feeling, and i like how they complete each other to “show” the video. Also, this is the first time i’ve felt kind of scared by a stor about a guy possessed by a nordic god.
It’s funny, but I think I prefer it if the story stopped right at the “Continue Reading…” part (which is right after the Jan 13, 7:19 pm post).
Should had been a physical link between the forum posters and Thorvaldr
NAJS otherWAJS
It’s ok. I wouldn’t call it Creepy pasta. But you call it Creepy pasta anyways. Brix were not shat.
Bad Candle Cove ripoff, not interesting- especially with the breakdown of the video. Sucks completely. If you’re going do to something like that you need everyone ‘talking’ alluding to scenes in the video, not explaining the whole damn thing. Asshat.
I agree with the author- does EVERY damn story in forum format have to be voided in order to not make people liken it to “Candle Cove”, or, worse, accuse the author of flat-out copying it? Seriously people, get over it. I like the format, myself, and I loved this creepypasta. 8/10.
If it were about pirates, maybe there\’d be some strength to your argument.
That… was creepy.
9/10, because it wasn’t really scary.
Except: “It blinked, I swear to god it blinked”.
Haha see, kids, this is why we don’t try to white knight and make friends with the creepy guy on the board that nobody likes. And why are so many people saying that this is a ripoff of Candle Cove? Yeah, it’s in the same format (which I think gives it a more realistic feel, like it was taken from and actual chat log or forum. Which makes it all the more creepy if you ask me.) but the stories aren’t anything alike. That’s just my opinion. Either way, good story.
so Thorvaldr blinked after getting a random mismatch of parts for body?
Pretty good story.