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Kystlich Syndrome



Estimated reading time — 8 minutes

The first known case of Kystlich Syndrome occurred in Bonn, Germany on June 27, 2014. The media was all over it, of course, due to the grisly and disturbing nature of the event, but stayed with the story due to the unraveling strangeness that emerged as more details emerged. On that day, police initially responded to a report that a mob of people had attacked and seriously injured a person on a side street in a shopping district. When first responders arrived on the scene, they were shocked at what they found. Over a dozen people scattered around a wide side walk in various stages of shock. They were all covered in blood and gore, covering their shirts, arms, face and especially on their hands and around their mouths. Some of them were weeping openly, some were catatonic, and a couple appeared to be trying to induce vomiting by sticking their fingers down their throats. However, this was not the most unsettling aspect of the scene.
Lying roughly near the center of the assembled group was a human corpse, though this wasn’t immediately obvious. The corpse was in taters, with its chest cavity torn open, most of the face shredded, and several limbs mangled and broken, with the right arm actually having been separated from the rest of the body and dragged several yard away. The most disturbing aspect of the victim, however, was the nature of the wounds. Cursory inspection revealed that most of the wounds to the body had been inflicted by human teeth.

Several eyewitnesses would later recount the same story to the police. The victim had been walking down the street, doing nothing out of the ordinary, when he stopped to check a bus schedule. It was then that several people passing by him had suddenly stopped, and turned their attention to the man, who seemed oblivious to the sudden attention. A few moments later, witness claim that the passersby leapt at the man, knocking him down and tearing at him with teeth and fingernails. The attackers made animalistic grunts as they rent the man asunder, some tearing flesh free with their teeth and eating it, while others shoved large handfuls of organs into their mouths and devoured them. By far the most disturbing aspect was the account of several patrons of a shoe store directly across from the site of the attack. One person had left a nearby shop, screaming and brandishing a long pipe at the attackers to drive them off, but when he got within a couple yards of the attack, he suddenly came to a halt, as if dazed. Several seconds later, he had dropped the weapon, and joined the attackers in their savage dismemberment of the man.

What startled the police most, however, was the behavior of the attackers after the attack. After the attack had been going on for over a minute, the attackers suddenly stopped. Some witnesses described it as though they appeared to be coming to their senses, and then they began screaming. Many of them scrambled away from the body, retching, while others simply fell back and went catatonic. One attacker, an elderly woman, lost consciousness and would later pass away from heart failure. The police rounded up all the attackers, and carted them off to the police station. Several hours of interrogation and background investigation would only deepen the mystery.

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The people were all complete strangers, unrelated by any factors other than their proximity to the victim when the attack occurred. They were mostly coherent now, and as coherent as you could expect given their circumstances. Most showed deep revulsion at what they had done, but couldn’t adequately explain what had happened, only that they had been overcome by an uncontrollable urge to attack and devour the man, and how his flesh had tasted delicious to them, right up to the point when they had regained control of themselves. This led to the investigators nicknaming it Kystlich Syndrome, after the German word for “Delicious”. Eventually, they were all quietly sent to mental health institutions for treatment of their ‘temporary’ psychosis.

News organizations speculated wildly about the attack. A thrill kill gang, a secret cult of cannibals, a viral marketing stunt for a new zombie movie and other theories floated around for most of the following weeks, right up to the second attack. This attack occurred in a small village in China, this time involving several people in a street market attacking and devouring a vendor whose stall they’d been near. The same pattern was described, the people suddenly freezing before attacking the man, the same gory attack, and the same sudden cessation of hostilities followed by horror on the part of the attackers. The government media was quick to cover up the attack, though stories of it managed to leak out through the usual internet channels.

By now, several multinational agencies had become involved, looking for a pattern in the attacks, the main suspect being some here to for unknown religious cult or gruesome drug cartel. It wasn’t until the third attack, ten days later, that the true nature of the attacks would start to be uncovered.

The third recorded incident occurred in London, in a heavily monitored portion of the downtown area. The footage of the attack, which eventually leaked out to the internet, showed the same pattern of attack as the previous two incidents, though this time, a string of events would shed further light on the true nature incidents. The attack occurred along a busy street, and this time, the victim, a young man in excellent physical health, managed to break free of his attackers and run out into the street. His attackers pursued him, but the man and those following closest were struck by a bus as they entered a bus lane. Those behind them pulled up moments after the bus struck and dragged their intended victim several yards down the road, and this seemed to cause whatever had come over them to release its hold, and they seemed to regain their senses, though they were clearly in a state of shock. The young man himself was apparently killed the moment the bus struck him. This footage and a subsequent autopsy would lead to the discovery of the horrific truth behind the incidents.

An autopsy of the body, complete with chemical analysis, showed an unknown chemical in the body of the young man. This chemical was present throughout the body, but mostly in the blood and on the skin of the deceased. This chemical was determined to be a previously unknown aromatic hydrocarbon compound that had been produced by his bodies own glandular system. This chemical would then begin to waft off the person, become airborne, and would enter surrounding people through the mucus membranes of the nose and mouth, finally accumulating in the olfactory and cranial nerves. When present at a high enough concentration, the hydrocarbons would begin causing something akin to a ‘short circuit’ in those nerves. What followed was cascade of neurological reactions would then ‘supercharge’ the part of the brain associated with hunger, quickly overwhelming the conscious mind , banishing higher thought, and causing them to go into an animalistic state where they needed to devour the source of the ‘smell’. The hydrocarbon itself was unstable, and once it came in contact with air, it would begin to break down. This was what had limited the radius of the attackers. It also explained why they had ceased their attack after the death of the victim, as exposing the inner workings of the body would expose the chemical to air without any source of replenishment, causing it to disperse and release its hold.

The chemical had only been detectable in the accident victim due to the circumstances of his demise. By the time stunned onlookers had rushed to aid him, he had already passed away. The chemical present in his spilled blood and on his skin had diminished enough to not affect those who approached the body. However, with the cessation of vital functions caused not by consumption of said organs by other humans, enough tissue to sample was still present and find traces of the chemical.

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Needless to say, the governments of the world worked quickly to keep these findings under wraps. They began looking for a source of the change in the glandular system. Bioterrorism was suspected, and across the globe, intelligence agencies worked overtime to try and find any signs the disease had been manufactured by the usual rogue’s gallery. Researchers worked feverishly to try and find a food or airborne vector, but to little avail. The incidents continued to occur, but did not accelerate in frequency, nor did a geographic common point emerge. It wasn’t until late 2015 that the answer emerged. In early 2014, astronomers had begun to register an unusual subatomic particle burst originating from deep space. They had no clear source, and were not particularly plentiful, but it did make some news for its quirkiness about how little we understood about subatomic particles. Researchers continued to gather data on these particles, but in September 2015, a Spanish government researcher noticed a correlation between these bursts and the attacks, with bursts being recorded in the general area the victims had been in hours before the attack. Studies would reveal that these particles, passing through the human brain, would spark the process to alter the human glandular system.

This information led to a flurry of activity from the governments of the world. The announced to the world the existence of Kystlich Syndrome and its cause in February 2016, and assured the citizens of the world they were working on a solution. Till then, they advised people to wear air filtering devices when going around in public and to wear newly designed devices that would detect when your body began to emit the hydrocarbon so you could make your way to a hospital for isolation. But this was where the problems began.

It soon became clear, thanks to tests on victims who managed to reach isolation before it was too late, that the alterations in their glandular could not be reversed without causing fatal reactions in the human body. Furthermore, the high energy particles turned out to be impossible to block without extremely expensive and difficult to produce materials. Several years of fruitless experimentation couldn’t change these two factors, and the bursts showed no signs of stopping. Some people suggested developing the particle detection system further, but it finally decided that it wasn’t worth it, since knowing it had occurred was akin to closing the barn door after the horses had gotten out. One of the few pieces of good news was they also didn’t show any signs of increasing either. Meanwhile, governments had begun to enact mandatory respirator laws in order to prevent attacks, but these were met with surprising resistance. After all, the chances of a given person being exposed to a person experiencing the peak of Kystlich Syndrome were very slim, less than 1% of 1 % of 1% for a given person’s lifetime, less than the odds of being struck by lightning, one famous statistician showed. And so, the laws were eventually repealed, replaced at first with campaigns urging citizens to wear them, until these were eventually defunded. Furthermore, it was argued, that it was unjust to punish those who had perpetrated these attacks, since they had been overwhelmed by the foreign chemical in their body, and couldn’t resist. Soon, laws began to spring up making Kystlich Syndrome an acceptable defense in court, and the attackers would often receive government aid in order to help them recover from the trauma of the attack.

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That was all years ago, and here in 2037, we don’t really think too much about it. It’s like getting struck by a car or attacked by a wild animal; it’s just something that can happen. Oh, we have taken steps as a society to deal with it. Young children are taught about the condition in health class at a young age, in order to engrain in them the necessary tools to avoid being traumatized by it. It teaches them what the sensation of hunger would be like, and that, scientifically, it’s no different than eating raw meat. These programs, in place since 2020, have been designed by experts, and have been largely effective at helping avoid long term psychological damage. It’s not something they can control after all. We don’t even really monitor for the bursts anymore. Just some spot checks to confirm they are still occurring.

It was just last week, however, that news has begun to circulate around the internet about an attack in New York City. A pair of teens attacked a homeless man in an alley, and devoured much of his body. They had passed lie detector test that they had been overcome by a tremendous urge to eat him, and that he looked delicious. However, enough was left for a Kystlich compound test. Apparently, no sign of the syndrome was found in his body.

Attacks have been higher this year, actually. And it turns out, most of the attackers have been teenagers or younger. All of whom have stated that they were gripped by an overwhelming urge that someone simply looked “Delicious.”

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46 thoughts on “Kystlich Syndrome”

  1. Zacharie the Merchant

    Very good concept. Although there were a few errors here and there and I think it could’ve been developed more in some areas. Good job to the author though, I hope to see more from you! 8/10

  2. Started great, really realistic and science-y. The ending ruined it–I thought that the whole world would be affected, so it would be like a zombie apocalypse kinda thing. Well-written, could be better. 8/10.

  3. You need an editor, man. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you didn’t purposely steal the idea from David Moody, ignoring the apparent similarities between your pasta and his series – your idea is solid, you just need a beta to look things over before you submit next time.

  4. This began nicely, although it would be better written if not intended to be futuristic and probably would have flowed better written about a past illness. I stopped around the part where astronomers were brought in because the story’s plot development became somewhat fractured by the authors attempt to add new aspects to the illness. This aside, the author obviously has talent but unfortunately knows this to where he/she does not even bother trying after a while. I also wonder if they even knew how to speak German because I’m only half-fluent and knew the basis to the syndrome’s name was absolutely wrong. Thankfully a fluent German speaker already corrected it in above comments so I know I wasn’t assuming the author was confused about the syndrome’s name. If only they had given this more time and not just added things to it randomly in a desperate cry to bring more to the plot. Even if the result had been shorter, at least more time would have been given to smooth out the plot holes. This is something that pains me more than some crappy-pastas because it actually had hope then just died, at least if it had been bad it wouldn’t have been such a disappointment.

  5. I’m pretty sure this story was based off of the book; Hater by David Moody. I’m annoyed that someone had the nerve to take someones work,change it up a little bit,and call it their own. If you want to read a good story,look up that book,it’s better than this crap.(The storyline gets a little shitty after the second book if I remember right.)

  6. “The media was all over it, of course”
    Pfff as if they’d let the public know about this.
    “The government media was quick to cover up the attack, though stories of it managed to leak out through the usual internet channels”
    This sounds more accurate (ha..)
    The ending really tied it all together. Aside from a few structural mistakes (and lol, taters) I really enjoyed this one! Not the usual zombie bs, and the children being turned into willing cannabals was a bazinga on a large scale. 9.5/10

  7. I enjoy this pasta quite a bit. The sudden beginning and end of outward symptoms adds a nice flavor, as well as the terrified reaction of the attackers.
    I get a bit of a laugh at the corpse being in taters, as my brain envisions a corpse in a hefty pile of mashed potatoes. The typo doesn’t ruin the story for me at all, though. I like the accidental bit of humor thrown in with my pasta.
    7/10 for being both creative and descriptive, avoiding beating a dead horse (oh noes a big bad mystery virus, everybody dies, apocalypse), changing it up at the end, and providing a chuckle with an unintentional typo.

  8. That was actually fairly smart. I’m glad that people are still writing pastas with no real supernatural garbage ruining it (sorry, I find supernatural stuff kills tension). The idea that society accidentally created a bunch of cannibals makes it clever too. Good job, 8/10.

  9. Welp, I’ll start by saying I disliked this story more for its structure than for its idea. The concept itself was unique, and I enjoyed how the ending explored a corruption that was induced in society. However, I simply could not ignore some basic writing issues. Like someone else mentioned, “in taters” was a hilarious mistake. “Closing the barn door after the horses got out” is a cliché saying that just seems out of place for the pseudo-scientific, reporting tone this story takes. “One of one of one percent” is just another ridiculous, out-of-place use of language.

    Those are little issues, though. I was more perturbed by the needless repetitive description toward the beginning, the amateur analysis of the neurological effects and origins of the syndrome (it seemed to combine both fantasy and science fiction, not knowing which to ultimately take; it would be better just to avoid it altogether), and the arbitrary circumstances in which a person would or would not attack or detect the “hydrocarbons” of the afflicted individual.

    Again, interesting idea, but the execution needs some work.

  10. I’m sorry, but could someone please explain the ending to me? I don’t feel like I understand it as well as I should.

    1. What I got from it is that the most recent Kystlich Syndrome sufferers really did not have the Syndrome at all. They just felt like being cannibals and “naturally” found the dude to be “delicious”. I interpreted it as an “are we really as civilized as we think?” kind of thing, which I rather enjoyed. Even without the questioning our humanity part at the end the story is awesome, but that just makes it better.

      1. I personally took it that the children did it becuase of the “expert programs,” designed to teach them about the syndrome. It made it sound like from an early age the kids had it engraved in their head that it was okay to eat someone, that it was perfectly normal and natural. That would explain why it was kids and teens doing this. The adults never went through these lessons so the new generation just thinks its normal and have basically been brainwashed to eat people. I think the idea was to show the government only made another problem. I enjoyed this pasta. Tasty. 9/10

    1. This story was based off of David Moodys book;Hater. In case you want to read a good story. They stole his story and changed a few things to call it theirs.

  11. ” closing the barn door after the horses had gotten out.”

    I’ve read this somewhere…like this exact phrase. Fucking weird…like those exact words. Internet is funny like that :D

    Anyway, that ending made me chuckle hehehe that’s what science gets!

  12. You guys of 2037 have disappointed me greatly. Modern humanity is going downhill with increasing levels of water and air pollution, rising population, exhaustion of lands suitable for agriculture, climate change, exhaustion of global resources. Instead of telling us how you coped with these things in 2037 and whether they got out of hand or not, you are describing a very rare syndrome that is much less common than being hit by a lightning, however hideous and terrifying it is. I know this is just a story, a very well-written, interesting and worth-reading one, in my opinion. It just seems like an irrelevant subject for people of the future to tell us, especially considering the scale and risk levels of the described event that are in no way comparable with the disastrous tendencies of the global economic and environmental problems today.

  13. Just goes to show you. If let children know its okay to eat people, they will just eat people and blaim the supposed problem, children are our easy to make monsters.

  14. This is quite an interesting story. The pseudo-science element was enough to chill the reader, that it could happen out here in the real world.

    The ending of the story leaves much to the reader’s imaginations. What would happen as more time passes? Random attacks are on the rise and that case implies that the perpetrators were willing cannibals and murderers.

    However, more could have been done to explain why most of the newer attackers were teens or younger. Was it because of the lessons they were taught in school about the syndrome? Or something else entirely?

    Overall, it is an interesting and unique story. 8/10

    1. I would guess that over time the chemical intake in low amounts would get into the parents genes making it so that if a smaller trigger were to happen the kids would react. This would explain not having to have the chemical because the kids could end up with an easier trigger.

  15. Why would someone afflicted with the particles be any safer at a hospital than out on the streets? Isn’t it supposed to make everyone around them ravenous? It’s like, “Well, I can either get devoured by commonfolk, or esteemed medical staff.”
    Actually, a lot of this didn’t make sense to me. It seemed like the author tried to pack in so many plot points and explanations without really trying to go into detail. And since it’s also pseudo-scientific, detail is important to make sense of the story.

    Not a bad pasta, but I’d say it needs some more work. It’s a good idea, though. Just not quite executed as well as I think it could have been.
    8/10

    1. It did say “to a hospital for ISOLATION”. There would obviously be an airtight room designed for the specific purpose of keeping the chemicals from reaching nearby people. Not to say that it would be any different than say, going to any other place devoid of people but it would certainly be better than just running to the hills to live the rest of your days alone.

  16. So the name of the “syndrome” is spelled incorrectly. Its german yes. But you must not know the basics of german. köstlich. C:

    1. LMAO all I could think of when reading this was Fairly Odd Parents, first episode Cosmo’s line of “magic ooo! magic ooo!”

    1. Endoplasmic Reticulum

      Yes but I forget what it was called, it involved space travel and aliens who had built a very large rocket but anything more might ruin it. If anyone who remembers the name based on my appalling description please reply.

  17. Just some German guy

    Since German is my mother tongue, I just felt the need to point out to you that the German word for “delicious” is “köstlich” – not “kystlich”; instead of the letter “ö” you can also use the transliterated “Umlaut” “oe” –> “koestlich” (but maybe the author intended to invent a word which would be similar to “köstlich” – in this case: just disregard my comment) :)

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