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Jkqxxllyuo



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There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.

This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.

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905 thoughts on “Jkqxxllyuo”

  1. Guys it is safe. He came to me and I licked him and sent him back to hell. I’m hunting down his wife now. You don’t have to be afraid of him anymore…you have to be afraid of ME. Have fun.

  2. i’m scared now, so ima try to learn how to pronounce this and tell it to my friends

    everyone there’s a demon named Jkqxxllyuo

  3. i can just imagine the writer being like “hm what difficult to pronounce name shall i pick? aha! the perfect classic…*keyboard slam*…nice”

  4. There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.

    This was told to me by a person who decided to share this story in a creepypasta site where nothing told is true; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.

  5. I’ll never say his name but his fourteenth grandson sjwvficbsisvcodbsocbcoakabxocnspabcocbspakdbxjxodbsoanakybxjckvbfjsoskxncjckdnavcocnsjsvxocnskabxovnskavgkfbskcjdbskcnckdbwgfkcbshsoajcbvpsbaocnspbshfobwkcbsoaj gkvovndbsjspchc

  6. I’m not gona tell anybody and see wat happens…hopefully the random hobo on the street who told u this isn’t the demonology expert he appears to be

  7. Does it have to be read and then typed? Or told and typed or told and said aloud? Eh, gonna let the great evil figure it out. I’m sure he needs to stretch his legs.

  8. Purrecious Tabby

    You screw with me, demon, you screw with Russia. And ain’t NOBODY screwed with Russia and got away.

  9. secret_blossom78

    Jkqxxllyuo…
    here i’ve said it. read it long long time ago, yet posted this day haha!
    now i am safe! hahahaha!

  10. Look I didn’t repeat the name. Now what will you do?
    Well the demon is evil and its able 2 walk upon the earth, but nothing says its powerful.
    A couple of shots from my deagle im sure will solve this particular issue.

  11. The Thunder Alchemist

    ….Uh, what exactly did I just read?


    You expected it’s name to be here. Bitch plz, Crowley could beat that thing whenever the hell he wants.

  12. He’s obviously just writing that for comments. (Yes, I’m being a hypocrite right now by typing jkqxxllyuo, but that really doesn’t matter. Also, look at the name of the person who posted it. jkqxxllyuo. That is the part that is supposed to be scary. There is no man in the street. He is a demon stuck in cyberspace, and the only way to be freed from his prison is if word does not spread about his existence. The part that is scary is the idea that he doesn’t want to leave. He is challenging you not to spread word of him. He likes his prison, otherwise he wouldn’t be telling you to talk about him. Think of it as a reverse Fight Club. Albeit, the affect didn’t work and could have been scarier if he included a backstory as to how he was imprisoned, and the unfortunate victims that were killed. (Let’s say he kills them, then returns to cyberspace to find another man who didn’t mention him to anyone. And also, let’s suggest that someone has only 48 hours to speak of him upon finding out his existence. And the ending line could be something like “I have a name. It’s at the top of the screen. But don’t look. Or you will be part of the machine.” THAT’S how it’s scary. It didn’t work here, but it could theoretically.

  13. technically, we’re safe until someone who’s been told the name dies, though hasn’t said the name to someone else in his/her lifetime. Because while you are still living, you can always say the name in the future. Though… in heaven(or hell) you can also say it to another soul…

  14. Jkqxxllyuo's wife

    DAMMIT JKQXXLLYUO! IT’S PRONOUNCED TINNA NOT TINA! WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 9,001 YEARS AND YOU CAN’T EVEN PRONOUNCE MY NAME RIGHT! *Cries*

  15. 1. So you believe that the rather unkempt man was a.) sane b.) not a crazy hobo making shit up

    2. If he told you that word verbally, how do you even know how to start spelling it? I don’t even think anyone can remember that random assortment of keyboard mashing if they heard it spoken orally.

    3. You just want the world to end, telling the entire internet instead of one person at a time, don’t you?

  16. I am completley annoyed that everyone is saying this and candlejack.I am the one that started the whole damn thing at my school anyway and now everyone at my school is making fun of me because their like”Oh No! Candlejack and Jkqxxllyuo are going to get us Ahh!” Then,they laugh and laugh till they cant laugh cause I punched them in the balls
    So thanks for ruining my life and i wish i had picked yes on that slip to go to Carney scho

  17. The one who is the one

    Yeah, that random jumbled mess of a demon’s name is actually the jumbled mess of letters you have to type in to leave a message on the contact us page.

    So….

  18. Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo
    … Is he here yet?

  19. Jkqxxllyuo:
    Jkqxxllyuo to you too, fine sir!

    i will whoop your ass if you try to attack me.i am not scared of death.you should be pledging to say my name.i am the son of the devil.his favorite.you will all die if you mess with me.i am not scared to tear somebody apart with my bear hands.i am demonic jack,the demon of destruction.i tear apart and absorb demons for their power.i am not scared to do the same to you.i will kill you for your life energy.when you show,you will be more dead than the people in hell,whom i torture myself.just try me,i will kill you.i am demonix jack,the heir to hell.i will not say your name.when will you show?i am waiting.

  20. that one thing behind you

    Jkqxxlyuo….seriously now, wait does this mean since everyone tells someone you never get to go out to eat? That’s gotta suck.

  21. Jkqxxllyuo im scared sorry Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo

  22. Idiots -.- if you havent read the story and straight up pretended you just read candlejack then my previous statement regarding your ignorance is true. The story says that if he is told to one man and the man doesnt tell it to another, he will come to earth. Simple, unless your some bonehead or halfling nim

  23. This creature is bound to never surface…who can even pronounce that name??? Is it (Ju-ch-ch-xx-luy-yuo)??

  24. Jkqxxllyuo exists.

    So I heard of this retarded thing called a Jkqxxllyuo. Apparently it comes to you at night and gives you a massage and a manicure.

  25. Some crack head rolled his head on the keyboard and decided to make a 5000x over micro pasta. The name can not be pronounced do to the fact that it has no vowels in the first syllable. Ok this is rolling your head on the keyboard , 6yhju7b 7ju6 76juu,u,u, jby. Gunna take some head ache meds. LOLOLOLOLOL

    1. Things can be pronounced without vowels, it’s just difficult for English speakers to. That rule doesn’t exist in some languages.

  26. Jkqxxllyuo:
    No you still will die, but I will make it fast for you.
    PSSSS My wife’s name is actually Dkweosiuhuihuqewrervbnik
    It’s pronounced “Tina”

    This bitch is hilarious

  27. If Jkqxxllyuo was real, he would come to my house right now and smash my face on my keyboarjidsoanfpaisONfaudf 6ty

  28. Looks like the writer bashed his head on the keyboard and the name of this “demon” was the outcome.

  29. Was that guy on the street really givng you the demon’s name? cause it sounds like he might jus thave been clearing his throat

  30. Jkqxxllyuo is a very bad demon who is bad. He beats up people who don’t share his pictures on facebook.
    Just to be safe.

  31. i can imagine the authors friend dared him to write something random and build what was sopposed to be a creepy story.

  32. Anonymous 24359

    You thought Jkqxxllyuo was bad, wait untill you hear about Kalsjdhgjka! Or Dfghejkagnfdyvgh!

    … *sigh* This is what happens to a man when he goes through ALL of the lowest rated Creepy Pastas. How far am I? FIVE MORE?!? JKQXXLLYUO CAN YOU JUST HURRY UP AND KILL ME NOW?

  33. Alright, so, what is the time limit? Give me a range. One second-forever?

    Furthermore, what if it eventually is heard by everyone?

    Also, what if I tell a baby?

  34. Jkqxxllyuo

    I had to make sure, just had too. Demon’s probably pretty pissed so many people won’t give him enough time to kill ’em. Nahnahnah demon guy, can’t touch dis!……. Hopefully.

  35. Jkqxxllyuo

    Safe, but then, I was safe anyway, as I am the spirit of Minecraft, and no one can touch me.

    -Herobrine

    Always watching

  36. ‘Spread The Word’ much?

    Also, call me jumping on the bandwagon, but Jik-Juqa-Jkqqa-fuck it, copy-and-paste time – Jkqxxllyuo. There.

  37. “Pssssst, guys! Yeah, so, I know any story longer than two sentences is heavy going, so I’m going to give you a little hint here. Look, look at the top line where I said his name. Now you have to say it to someone else, see? You see how it works?”

  38. There. It's passed on.

    There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.

    This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.

  39. There is a demon apparently called Jkqxxllyuo. There I’m safe. Damn it I become far too gullible in the early mornings

  40. Just in case, I heard about this demon named Jkqxxllyuo. I, of course, have no grudge or business with such a being, and wish he/she/it a peaceful existence, if possible.

  41. Jkqxxllyuo … sounds like something you might shout if you got your ‘sexual organs trapped in something :/
    Still, better safe than sorry! Pretty good pasta :)

  42. Is it important that it was told to you by a rather unkempt man on the street? I have had unkempt bums on the street tell me a lot of things but I didn’t believe any of it.

  43. Beyond Birthday

    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT?!
    .just sitting in this dirty ass abandoned house trying to pronounce this when I should be plotting against L!!!
    Bloody hell…

  44. Guys, just so you know, saying “Jkqxxllyuo” makes you die approximately -16t^2 -543x^-21 (0) +2.1(1/2) -1.05 seconds earlier….. Impostors back there saying two. Pssssh.

  45. YOU NEVER KNOW.

    Jkqxxllyuo.

    Times… a million, since I read through all the comments I guess? :x

    Maybe next time I play Monster Rancher I’ll name my critter Jkqxxllyuo.

  46. Guys guess what. By spamming it here, everyone has to repeat it tthe same number of times they read it… Bunch of morons. Could you just tell it to the pizza guyinstead?

  47. Why are all of you saying my name? Haven’t any of you heard what really happen to people say my name?THEY DIE!!!!!! 2 seconds before the time they were supposed to.

    P.s. It’s pronounced Jehk-quix-soul-you-oh

  48. Nothing happened to me. And wtf, why does his name even have any connection with English letters invented by some scholar.

  49. Oh and BTW, he’s not going to be after me. When you said it’s name, I read it like “…his name roughly approximates “abunchoflettersthatmakenosense.”

    HAH!

  50. Oh and BTW, he’s not going to be after me. When you said it’s name, I read it like “…his name roughly approximates “bunchoflettersthatmakenosense”.”

    HAH!

  51. If I read this, couldn’t I tell my friend about the demon, and then they tell ME about the demon? Or is the point of this game like Tag?

    “Tag, you’re it, no tag backs!”

    And get in line. I have 50 other monsters that want to kill me.

  52. meh, I think Jkqxxllyuo is a pretty cool guy, doesnt afraid to be powerful demon that can enter world when someone copypastas his name

  53. well i figured all the cool kids were doing it so why not HEY EVERYBODY MY BEST FRIEND IS JKQXXLLYUO I LOVE HIM A LOT HES A COOL GUY.

  54. Jkqxxllyuo. You pronounce it like you pronounce the name of that freaking volcano. However you pronounce that.

  55. Well, this guy’s probably been walking around for centuries by now considering his name is fucking impossible to pronounce!

  56. So, all it takes for this demon to walk the Earth is for _one_ person not to say the name? And he hasn’t shown up yet? And you decided to post this on the internet, a place where written word can be viewed by hundreds if not thousands of people, when you could have just told one person?

    A) The demon probably already walks the Earth
    and
    B) I’m never telling you any secrets that I don’t want people to know.

  57. Jkqxxllyuo.

    After in-depth analysis of the name, we have come to the conclusion that this is just a harmless demon. We have reached this conclusion by simply taking apart its name as we all know the names of demons is what gives them power.

    Here is the brief of the research we conducted:

    JK – Stands for “Just kidding”.
    Q – We are assuming this stands for question. The demon most likely loves to ask questions. But according to the first two letters of its name ‘jk’ we have found that it will be goofy and therefore your answers will never anger it.
    xx – Two x’s stands for the fact that the demon will be 2/3 parts a sex fiend of some sort. Remember to bring pepper spray.
    ll – stands for “lol” but as we can see the demon is very likely to be a gaming nerd that typos a lot.
    Lastly, yuo simply is its last name. Yuo has asian origins so we can safely assume it is asian. However, we can also assume it wanted to say “lol you” but typo’d in the process.

  58. Oh, and if you really want to summon this mofo, then tell someone and then shoot them in the face. Demon cults have never had it easier.

  59. Jkqxxllyuo.
    N̟̦̲̼̊ͥ̂͌̀o͛͒̾ͥ͛̀͛͒̚҉̥͖̗͔́ṯ̢̩̣̋͐́̈̆ͨ̉h̪̣͙͉ͧͣi̫̳͗n̷̶̢̺̬͖̝̯̬̺ͨģ̵͙̣̳̟̼͕̤̞͓̅͒ͯ̎̓ͭ̀ ͔̥̬̰ͬͦͧ̈͂̊̈̕͟w̸̲̘͚͓̌̾͗ḯ̘̲͇̯̣̖̚͘͟͝l̴̗̜̞͈̼̻͇̼ͬ͌̀l̛͓̤̟̭̜̓ͦ̊́͌̚ ͋͌͏̻̯͟ţ̢̛͇͋ͬ̿ͨ́ą̠̗̣͕̙̪̪̞̞ͥͪ͟k̄̓̽̌ͤ҉̮̘͚̙̳̬̀͡ě͚̯̉̌͢͢͢ ̖͙͉̲̳̆̚͘͠t͍̄̊͢h̷̡͎̥̯̲̭̤ͬͫ̓̋̕e̼̬̳͉ͥ̇͘ ̨̗̩̜͔̗̃̇ͯ̌͜͟h͆̉͂ͭ̾̋̒ͣ͏̙̤ŏ͔̦̘̼ͪ̾̚͜n̺̩̪̻̤̳͉͍̭͐͌ͮoͧ҉͈̥r̡̥͙̆ͮ́̃ͮ̚͝ ͬͬ͗͊̃͒̎̕͞҉̦ơ̧̡̦̽̓ͬͮ̐f̸̯͉̖̪͔͕ͦ͐̓ ̧͎̘̠̲͖͖̳̥̂̋͛̕͘d̷̗̊̅̉ͣ͌̌e̶̸̹̪̮ͬ̽̅̿̏̂s̨͍͉͊̈̽̎͞t̷̘̲͍͚̳̙͈ͫ̃̒ͧr̸͎̦ͮͧͬ͟o͐̍ͪͤ́̔̚͏̧̡͉̫͎͕̼y͙̠̞̣̺̤͈͊̌̀ḯ̜̞̻̰̩̎̎̾͞n̵̢̪̫̙̜̭̐̈́̀̒̿ͩͅͅģ̨̱̟͎͚̤͔̱̦͌̃́̚͜ ̶̺̯̾̂̍̇̉̉͆t̃ͧ̅̒͆҉̷̷̲̯̮͕̤͓̞̰̱ḩ̦͕̜͓̩̺͕̥̅̾ͧe̙͔̤͕ͦͨͩ̈͊̌ͤ͝ ̖̼͓̣̮̬̬̯͔̋̋́̾w̸͎͕ͪͤͮͭ̐̅̇͋͠o̼̙̠̝͍̥̝̹̔͟rͧ̌̆̋҉̖͈̫̹̖̠̱͠͠l̴̠̞̮̬͉̩ͪ͘d̢̝̱͙̘̳̯̹̀̓̊ͅ ̶̵̠̳͓̜͉̫̘́́ͩͮ͡ͅf̶͎̺͍͚̐ͩ̂ͥ͗͞ŗ̸̣̈̆ͨ̉̾̔ͭ̚̕ő̧̗͈̗̜̬ͪ̑ͨͨ̑͂̚m͇͊ͧͧ̓̊͐̀̚̕͢ ͉͎̩͖̆͗̇̾́̽ͥ͜m̴͇͙͓͈͛̒̆̀ͨ̊ͩ͟ḙ̘̹̖̥͉ͮ̔ͣ̋͊̅̎.̨̧͍̻̘͖̥̂̋̓͊͆̽̃͠

  60. I almost told my dog, but then realized she wouldn’t be able to tell anyone else…
    “Jkqxxllyuo” so my dog won’t have to bear the burden of being the reason there’s an evil demon roaming the Earth.

  61. this is great, its like the author tried to come up with a difficult-to-pronounce name like mr mytzlplk or cthulu but got so frustrated they just hit a few homerow and qwerty keys and called it a demon’s name

  62. Jkqxxllyuo exists.

    I didn’t even read it, I mean I’m at the bottom of the comments and I instinctively know to do this. That’s the sign of a good story, or a cliche. I’m going with the former for fear of what might happen if I don’t.

  63. we accept your terms however we wish to meet you good sir son no we will not tell others of your existence we will take the sacrifice for us all and we will destroy Jkqxxllyuo for our power is stronger.

  64. Be aware of Jkqxxllyuo. Just to, you know, be aware. And I, of course, want nothing to do with this creature and wish it a peaceful, meaningful existance far, far away from me.

  65. Another Anonymous

    After reading this I read it out loud replacing “Some guy on the street” with “This computer” to my entire family. Just to be safe ._.

  66. Jkqxxllyuo, go back to 4chan.
    This is along the lines of a chain
    letter, and those annoy me terribly. This one wasn’t
    that good. =/

  67. Hey guys, you ever hear of Jkqxxllyuo? He’s apparently a demon, and if you dont tell some one else about him, he’ll show up on earth and do stuff.

  68. jkqxxllyuo is real…i see him in my dreams,and he tells me to stop telling people….oops…i jsut told more…i wonder what he will inflict on me tonight…maybe he will whisk me away and ki

  69. “To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.”

    Jkqxxllyuo…isn’t that a GIRL’S name?

    PS: Hard to take the guy seriously when his name begins with “jk”.

  70. Meh. It’s too vague and impersonal. So what if I don’t tell some other schmuck that Jkqxxllyuo exists? All it does it walk the earth and be evil. It doesn’t even come after me personally. Not creepy. :(

    WTB more creepy creepypasta – I have a strange urge to torture myself through sleep deprivation.

  71. Eh. I believe
    it should sound
    Jick ix lee woe
    looks like somebody was mashing keys.
    anyway, beware of this mighty zombie,talkin’ of some love and prosperity

  72. Hey everybody, there’s an evil being named Jkqxxllyuo who will kill us all if I don’t tell everybody else its name. So it’s JKQXXLLYUO.

  73. Jkqxxllyuo.

    >_>

    What?? All the cool kids are doing it!

    And, you know, I would hate to be the person who rolls their eyes, says nothing, and unleashes evil into the world.

    1. Grog the Master Chef

      It is my sole purpose in life to unleash evil onto the world.
      HELL YEAH, BRING ON THE Jkqxxllyuo!!!

      …wait… DAMMIT!

      1. Someone you should hate

        I believe it is me that shall bring evil to our world. I shall never say jkqxxllyuo’s na….. Oh damn I said it :(

        1. Herpderpasaurus

          Ha! Now i can unleash the ultimate evil upon the world. Now who is this Candlejack and wha

  74. Somebody on the street

    What sort of moron would post something like this to the internet? That’s just asking for trouble (cue that XKCD comic where that kid posts the video from the Ring to YouTube). Seriously stupid.

    But, just to be sure:
    Hastur, Hastur, Hastur.

    Oh crap, wrong guy. Well, I better just get this done before I run out of space t

    1. You only said Candleja. So idk where you went but he definitely didn’t take you. If you say Candlejack you’re fucked so DONT SA

    1. Jiq-zill-yoo-oh I think

      Or Jay-kay-queue-ex-ex-ell-ell-why-you-oh

      Jkqxxllyuo. It looks like someone just drummed their fingers across the keyboard and said, “Good enough”

  75. Just in case, I heard about this demon named Jkqxxllyuo. I, of course, have no grudge or business with such a being, and wish he/she/it a peaceful existence, if possible.

  76. Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo…
    Well?
    What a ripoff.

      1. You lost me at Jk, i take it that means this is a joke lets hope so because he will bring his wife dufudytbdhdidgrvdjsifyensoxidhenskdufle

        1. No
          Jlkqxxllyio that fucker it’s a smart way for that one to get internet famous genius

        1. Guys, you have no idea how many people read this story and say my name -_- Ya’ll are gonna have to wait a while before I get around to killing you.
          Love and kisses,
          Jkqxxllyuo
          PS Andrew V was right, it’s pernounced “Joulio”

        2. PSS this hobo gave some false information. Now you all must die from puta.
          PSSS Andrew was wrong. “julio” is how its pernounced

        3. No you still will die, but I will make it fast for you.
          PSSSS My wife’s name is actually Dkweosiuhuihuqewrervbnik
          It’s pronounced “Tina”

        1. just BEcause you Have a shotgun doesn’t mean I caN’t Destroy YOU.
          Now read all the capital letters.

        1. Jk what’s you face ill kill you if you come on my property so don’t fuck with me ill slit your throat

        1. Knows latin coz its usless

          I know that there’s some form of phonetic pronunciation in Jkqxxllyuo. And I might just go into an investigation.

    1. HAY DER ERYBODY THEIR IS A GUY CALLED Jkqxxllyuo NOW GO TELLS SOMONE ELSE SO HE DONT COM AND FUC EVERYONE UP KAAAAAAAAY!!!!????

    2. Jkqxxllyuo will take 3456676778876534 days just to learn your name

      ps who’s Burt Reynolds
      pss Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo
      psss when you took your time to read this he went into your room O_O

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