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Jack Black & Infinity



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In Beantown, Nebraska, a town with a population of just over 200, there lives a man named Jack Black. Not THE Jack Black, of course, but just a guy named Jack Black.

At 10:06 PM on January 4th of 2014, Mr. Black’s phone will ring. Upon picking up the reciever, Jack will suddenly be able to comprehend the TRUE definition of infinity, and for a split second will be able to truly understand how long an eternity is.

The massive strain on the collective conscience of existence that this paradox will create will actually cause the fabric of space-time to collapse on itself, creating a NEW universe identical to ours, but starting at the beginning of time.

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This universe will proceed to exist until the exact moment in time that humans would identify as 10:06 PM on January 4th, 2014 C.E., at which point an alternate Jack Black will pick up his alternate phone, thus comprehending infinity and starting the whole process over again.

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77 thoughts on “Jack Black & Infinity”

  1. Is he able to comprehend the true meaning of infinity and eternity because its his grandmother on the phone? Because Ive totally been there man

  2. ben i will never worship a guy with jack blacks name i dont like him and he is further proof that the bar has been lowered

  3. In the other universe, the same thing happens, only with Jack White. Yes, THE Jack White.

    But fuck Meg White. She don’t get shit.

  4. blabla shut the fuck up

    I just want to find one good pasta. Lately I can’t find but 2/5 good ones. Most of them are AHMAHGAWD DIS HAPPEN DE DIS AND DIS. BUT GUESS WHAT? DIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

    or the ever popular. DEN YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE IT WAS NOT A DREAM DUN DUN DUN

  5. hi, dont turn around

    *sarcasticaly shats a brack*
    THE FUCK MAN

    its a creepy pasta not a “scientificaly confusing” pasta,
    @36 jack black
    *takes out a mp40* this better?

    @nex
    its not darknes one should fear, its what the darkness hides

  6. Not remotely interesting, perhaps if the image of Po from Kung-fu Panda didn’t keep bursting into my mind, but I doubt it.

    Fear the Darkness

    -Nex

  7. I’d laugh if someone calledl Jack Black was somehow made to move there before that date, and someone purposely phones him at that time. Bricks will be shat.

    Dimension will not be warped though.

  8. The Joker Sep 12th 2008

    Was it Kyle Gass (not THE Kyle Gass) on the other end from another universe as well?

    That’s a 5ive.

  9. Oh good job Mr/Ms. Writer. Now anyone named Jack Black will be killed, and the hospital will no longer allow it as a name :O

  10. @36 Jack Black.

    How would you like to be killed, then? A kriss? Sword? Shotgun? Sub-machine gun? Or do we need to nuke-bomb you?

  11. Hello.
    I have just encountered this site, and suppose I’m a mini-celebrity.

    @Sigma
    Please don’t kill me with a sniper rifle, it’s too undignified.

    Regards,
    Jack Black

  12. #20 – hilarious.

    A COOOSSSBYYY SWEEEAAATAAHHH

    so the point of this one is,like, in other words, the universe is a dvd with a big scratch on it and stuff, and 10:06 PM on January 4th of 2014 is where the scratch is, and the dvd just stops? cos i have “strange wilderness” on dvd and as soon as it gets to the point where theyre supposedly about to see bigfoot, it stops. and i cant skip to the next chapter or fast forward.

  13. I didn’t find this one creepy at all.

    But that might be because I was picturing THE Jack Black from the moment I read the title, despite being told it is not the same one.

  14. … oddly enough, I read a story like this once, by Christopher Pike. At least, enough like it that it reminded me. I can’t decide whether I like or hate the exactness of it.

  15. Lol. I’d love to bring this up the next time I get caught up in a science vs religion debate.

    The funny thing is that there’s just as much proof of this being the *cause* of the big bang as there is anything else. Equally, it’s arguable that this is truer than any of the numerous gods humans have worshipped.

  16. Blah blah blah [existential crap] blah blah blah …that we question our… [insert something profound here] …nay, it is our destiny, blah, blah blah.

    [“Good post”]

  17. He must be in an alternate dimension because there isn’t a Beantown, Nebraska. I don’t see how he can understand eternity in a split second.

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