In Beantown, Nebraska, a town with a population of just over 200, there lives a man named Jack Black. Not THE Jack Black, of course, but just a guy named Jack Black.
At 10:06 PM on January 4th of 2014, Mr. Black’s phone will ring. Upon picking up the reciever, Jack will suddenly be able to comprehend the TRUE definition of infinity, and for a split second will be able to truly understand how long an eternity is.
The massive strain on the collective conscience of existence that this paradox will create will actually cause the fabric of space-time to collapse on itself, creating a NEW universe identical to ours, but starting at the beginning of time.
This universe will proceed to exist until the exact moment in time that humans would identify as 10:06 PM on January 4th, 2014 C.E., at which point an alternate Jack Black will pick up his alternate phone, thus comprehending infinity and starting the whole process over again.
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To Infinity and beyond! *flies away*
Is he able to comprehend the true meaning of infinity and eternity because its his grandmother on the phone? Because Ive totally been there man
Jack Black, you failed. For that,you are sentenced to eternal suffering in a previous dimension.
Oh no.
ben i will never worship a guy with jack blacks name i dont like him and he is further proof that the bar has been lowered
Ill disconnect his phone
Crisis averted twam!
In the other universe, the same thing happens, only with Jack White. Yes, THE Jack White.
But fuck Meg White. She don’t get shit.
I approve.
I just want to find one good pasta. Lately I can’t find but 2/5 good ones. Most of them are AHMAHGAWD DIS HAPPEN DE DIS AND DIS. BUT GUESS WHAT? DIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
or the ever popular. DEN YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE IT WAS NOT A DREAM DUN DUN DUN
My birthday is on 4th January ^^
Oh and a bit lame.
THE WORST CREEPYPASTA EVER.
good thing we are dying in2012 anyways
And then a morbeus popped out.
Loved it 8/10
Good for Mr.Black. What do i get??
That’s my 29th birthday! D:
*sarcasticaly shats a brack*
THE FUCK MAN
its a creepy pasta not a “scientificaly confusing” pasta,
@36 jack black
*takes out a mp40* this better?
@nex
its not darknes one should fear, its what the darkness hides
Not remotely interesting, perhaps if the image of Po from Kung-fu Panda didn’t keep bursting into my mind, but I doubt it.
Fear the Darkness
-Nex
I’d laugh if someone calledl Jack Black was somehow made to move there before that date, and someone purposely phones him at that time. Bricks will be shat.
Dimension will not be warped though.
“paradox will create will actually cause”….uh….what? this was REEEEEALLY dumb…bad grammar too
ow my brain is now broke from this pasta
Dammit, Jacko! Stop dividing by zero!!
This is stupid.
no, this is stupid
Can somebody please explain to me how a newly created universe is scary in any sense of the word?
That wasn’t Creepy Pasta. Go away.
The Joker Sep 12th 2008
Was it Kyle Gass (not THE Kyle Gass) on the other end from another universe as well?
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That’s a 5ive.
Oh good job Mr/Ms. Writer. Now anyone named Jack Black will be killed, and the hospital will no longer allow it as a name :O
THEN WHO WAS JACK BLACK?
I’m all for killing that dude.
Someone should put Candlejack on the other ph
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
SKEWL OF RAWK!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck…? Were you high when you wrote this?
@36 Jack Black.
How would you like to be killed, then? A kriss? Sword? Shotgun? Sub-machine gun? Or do we need to nuke-bomb you?
LOL WUT
that creepypasta made no sense.
C.E. means Common Era. It’s a non-Christian version of A.D.
Also…
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?????
…”C.E.”?
THEN WHO WAS WONDERBOY AND NASTYMAN?!?!?!
Hello.
I have just encountered this site, and suppose I’m a mini-celebrity.
@Sigma
Please don’t kill me with a sniper rifle, it’s too undignified.
Regards,
Jack Black
So if it’s an alternate reality…we don’t get affected…right? Get that shit out of here.
… and all i can do is start it over again.
#20 – hilarious.
A COOOSSSBYYY SWEEEAAATAAHHH
so the point of this one is,like, in other words, the universe is a dvd with a big scratch on it and stuff, and 10:06 PM on January 4th of 2014 is where the scratch is, and the dvd just stops? cos i have “strange wilderness” on dvd and as soon as it gets to the point where theyre supposedly about to see bigfoot, it stops. and i cant skip to the next chapter or fast forward.
I say we go and kill Mr. Black.
I didn’t find this one creepy at all.
But that might be because I was picturing THE Jack Black from the moment I read the title, despite being told it is not the same one.
… oddly enough, I read a story like this once, by Christopher Pike. At least, enough like it that it reminded me. I can’t decide whether I like or hate the exactness of it.
Lmao. The one about MY state would be really stupid. FML.
Hitchhiker’s anyone?
I <3 this thread
PIME TARADOX!
Lol. I’d love to bring this up the next time I get caught up in a science vs religion debate.
The funny thing is that there’s just as much proof of this being the *cause* of the big bang as there is anything else. Equally, it’s arguable that this is truer than any of the numerous gods humans have worshipped.
uhh that was just kinda odd?
I think someone should write one about 2012 the supposed doomsdayy.
I come from the future, it’s 2013 and we are fine.
Fine.. for now.
Blah blah blah [existential crap] blah blah blah …that we question our… [insert something profound here] …nay, it is our destiny, blah, blah blah.
[“Good post”]
Well, that’s an interesting one…
GASP…..BRIX….WERE….SHAT!
Phone:I will tell you about infin-
Jack Black:SKIDOOSH
When I read this, the picture THE Jack Black, which just makes me laugh.
reminds me of the Time Paradox pasta. anyway, it’s good.
This reminds me of the Time Paradox pasta.
…
He must be in an alternate dimension because there isn’t a Beantown, Nebraska. I don’t see how he can understand eternity in a split second.
I lol’d at Sigma.
TIME PARADOX!
Not creepy, just kind of stupid. :/
Meh. I just didn’t like this one.
Not creepy, just crazy
Was it Kyle Gass (not THE Kyle Gass) on the other end from another universe as well?
THEN WHO WAS INFINITY?
What. Was. That.
mau?
Not creepy, just funny.
I got me a sniper rifle, and I know where he lives.
Fear not.
Damn. I guess that would’ve been more likely to happen if I hadn’t killed and eaten Jack Black, last night.
lol wut? :P
This aint creepy
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
I’ve heard this one (or something very similar to this one) a long time ago..
and WHO WAS PHONE?!