I Am Sam
I am Sam.
I have reached the gates of Hell. I entered without fear. I met the Lord of All Evil, and we made a deal. I got back to Earth, with a task.
I have to kill 665 people before I die. If I do so, I will spend eternity as a Demon King in Hell, with my own Legion to command. Of course, I’m very delighted by that perspective…
There is one condition, though: I cannot just kill random people. There is a trigger: if they hear one simple incantation involving my name, they are eligible to be my target. I managed to make my job easier, putting this spell into a book, a famous one, so that many people will probably hear it. I am very smart, indeed.
So, after you hear the deadly sentence, I will know you. And, when you are least expecting, you’ll see my shadow out the corner of your eyes. And when you turn your head to see what that was… it will be too late.
I will be waiting untill you hear my name again.
Sam I am.
–
Credited to Creepy Mole.
OH SH-
Ha, I liked this one. It can be either creepy or funny depending on how you take it. And this is just my personal preference, but I’d rather there not be any Hell motifs or anything related to the Christian mythos. Of course, it keeps the story more simple, but I’d like to see something different.
Epic lol’s.
I KNEW Seuss was an evil bastard, I KNEW and nobody believed me! HAH!
And 665 people have definitely heard that by now, so we have nothing to worry about.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dayum
BUT WHO WAS CHILDREN’S AUTHOR?
That made me LOL. Heee good one!
scary much.
ahhh!!
Dr. Suess fucked set me up? THAT BASTARD!
OH NOES!!
You sneaky bastard, you.
Oh dear God. O.O
So this is kind of like Candlejack, where if you say his name you d
*holds up crucifix made of green eggs and ham*
HAHAHA THAT’S THE BEST
I lol’d
GOD DAMNIT SEUSS!
Not really as creepy as other self-referential pastas.
OH NOES!
Till he was saying the thing about putting a spell, I was wondering what that book was and what his name was.
Until he reminded me.
O.o
Creepypasta.com is HAUNTED.
Reminds me of the ‘Eisenhower’ one for some reason.
Good job.
Fuck you, Sam.
What a smart bastard.
Oh, and also, it’s ‘until’ not ‘untill’ .
That kinda sucked cock. Saw the end coming I’m afraid, too predictable…
ROFL
Awesome.
HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT OH FUCK OH FUCKING SHIT SHIT
i really liked that movie, too. ):
i think this was good, not too creepy though, but well-written. more interesting and thought-provoking than creepy. in a way, it reminds me of Candlejack, because anyone who says his name gets killed just like anyone who hears Sam’s does t
BUT WHO IS SAM?
GODDAMNIT! O_O
Meh, too unbelieveable, predictable and unoriginal
OH NOEZ I ARE DED NOW
Delicious pasta is delicious. I like the return to a more actually creepy pasta style as opposed to the short stories that have been getting posted. I loved the stories too, I just don’t think many of them qualify as creepy pasta.
Whoa, this wasn’t bad. In fact, it was very good. Short and to the point, just like a creepypasta’s supposed to be. And it leaves a lot to the reader’s imagination… brix were almost shat (takes a lot to scare me).
9/10. Moar patas like this one.
Also, WHO WAS SAM?
Pastas*
… not patas*
._____.
Sam I am.
OH SHI-
No fair, my name actually is sam
FUUUUUUUUUUU
THEN WHO WAS BOOK?
oh god oh god
;_;
This is awesome. Way to put an awesome twist on such a simple thing.
oh crap. That was actually very good. I read it once and laughed a little cause it reminded me of Dr Seuss. But then i realized. The book he was talking about was…
BUT WHO WAS DR SUESS?
but who was dr suess????
holy carp.
OH SH- indeed
I like :]
So pretty much anyone who reads Dr. Seuss is screwed.
Who was green eggs and ham?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
it’s like candlejack on steroi-
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
i do not like green eggs and ham, i do not like them, sam i am.
am i the only one that thought that?
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam…
Leave me alone…no…No…NO…NOOOOOO!!!!
AAAAARRRRRGGGGH
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I should of been dead a long time ago then. *Looks behind shoulder* Phew…
Eh. Would’a been better if it were based on something more modern. Green Eggs and Ham was published in 1960. I doubt anyone who read this was one of the first 665 people to read GEaH, so the scare factor is gone. No one here has anything to be afraid of.
Overall, not a bad idea, just not relevant to us. Tell this story to those guys. They’ll shit golden bricks.
Actually, wait, they’re dead.
this was good, simply because it’s simple and it works.
Okay, seems I aimed for a target and hit another. I should have noticed the book was 40 years old already, or at least put more people(maybe 1079, hm… 9_9).
On the other hand, though, I just like this short style of pasta. But if people won’t post it… make it yourself. ^_^
So, thanks for the comments, and sorry for the lameness of the implications… ^__^;
(Also, maybe Sam’s killing post-mortem… Who knows?) >=D *Dun dun DUNNNN!*
OH U
Its good. Really good.
o.o WHY SAM?!?! *looks around with a shiver*
I am Spam,
Spam I am…
*spasms*
I rofl’d.
Though as for the Hell and Satan thing, it’s ridiculous. Satan doesn’t rule Hell, it’s his eternal prison. And even if he was the ruler and not inmate #1, he wouldn’t let any of his prizes out of his grasp.
Also, if the position of Demon King were a vacant spot, wouldn’t it go to someone who killed more people, like, say, Hitler?
Wow. I seriously didn’t get that until the last sentence. That’s awesome.
Hmm…is this the Son of Sam, or his father? I’d dread to think what kind of hell-spawned sumbitch would emerge if it was the latter.
I do not like green eggs and ham
godamnit dr suees godamnit
OH SHIT IT’S LIKE CANDLEJACK; IF YOU SAY IT YOU DIE.
OH SHIT HEY LOOK I’M NOT DEAD. YAY.
Wow, he’s taking his time to get to me…
omg lolololololol
Dr.Seuss is associated witht the devil then?
major lawls. XD
I read the last line with tears in my eyes. It made my day.
Would be scary if I hadn’t laughed so hard…
(Man, I am having such a blonde day, I almost spelled “laughed” as laft. XDD)
I gotta stop reading these at night… *cries*
that was so not scary
Hahaaaaa.
God, I love Dr. Seuss; XD
dam u clever little devil you got us
(very well written we liked it we expected something at the end that you read like the molly one but this is better cause we did not relay pay attention to the title)
Theodor Seuss Geisel born March 2, 1904.
Happy birthday Dr. Seuss.
Are you my mother?
@ Temporary Wounds:
Well fuck you too then! lol. I find this one all the more enjoyable cause I’m named while I can claim credit for the JFK assassination I’m responsible for Dr. Seuss’ famed childrens book… Or am I? Muwahahahahaha- cough
@Rais
i am also named sam
:S
I am Iron Man.
I have reached Pepper Pots. I entered her without fear. I met the terrorists, and we made a deal. I got back to America, with a task.
I have to kill 665 people before I die. If I do so, I will spend eternity as IRON MAN, with my own suit to command. Of course, I’m very delighted by that perspective…
There is one condition, though: I can just kill random people. There is a trigger: if they hear one simple incantation involving my name, they are eligible to be my target. I managed to make my job easier, putting this phrase into a comic book, a famous one, so that many people will probably hear it. I am very smart, indeed.
So, after you hear the deadly sentence, I will know you. And, when you are least expecting, you’ll see my shadow out the corner of your eyes. And when you turn your head to see what that was… it will be too late.
I will be waiting untill you hear my name again.
I AM IRON MAN
Azriel is correct. Almost all religions that believe in a supreme being ruling Hell (only one being) have them not as evil, just as the ruler of the dead. And the religions where there is a Great Evil of the religion, the Great Evil rules Earth if anywhere, not Hell. Hell is reserved as the place of punishment for evil beings - human and otherwise. And, as Azriel stated, any evil being with supreme power would not give an inch of it unless they HAD to, and I doubt a human would be worth the prize.
So, yeah, I laughed. Not creepy, just “blah”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was funny.
Creepy? Eh, I guess I’m just weird…. haven’t found one on this site to creep me out yet, and I’m still looking.
Somewhat creepy but not really beliveable. I like it though..
Would have been a little better if you didn’t copy Dr. Seuss.
BUT WHO WAS BOOK?
that was creeppy…maybe it has to do with the book Green Eggs and Ham…
LOL I LOVE THAT BOOK! One of my favourite poets…but why aren’t i dead yet?
lol i love it XD.
I greatly approve of this
I’m torn between going “OH SHI-” and laughing my ass off.
Green eggs and ham is the most terrifying story ever written.
lol, the Ads by Google on the bottom of this page are all Dr. Seuss advertisements
Who is Sam?
I am Sam.
Sam I am.
that was amazing scared the holy jesus out of me and gave me a fear of god but amazing none the less
BUT WHO WAS SAM!
I really like this one
FGSFDS
At first I was like
:O
Then I was like
XD
this story was good, but i dont believe it, i mean its like saying that when you say candlejack you will disa
I think I would’ve been better without mentioning the book. It took away from the creepiness a bit for me. It’s such a popular book that I think people would still understand it. All in all, delicious pasta.
Haha! That’s one of the better ones. I love stories that are kinda creepy at first, then the last sentence makes your heart skip a beat and you get freaked out. I love it!
Dumb.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more that 665 people know the book and also the movie.
They should have chosen a bigger number.
would you like some green eggs and ham said sam i am
I absolutely LOVED this
Oh crap.
lol…
samuel alexander masilvic (seuss’ full name, before he changed it lol)
nice one XD
sounds like a crackhead i used to know. his name wasn’t sam though, it was johnny.
*snaps fingers* Drat.
my name is sam.
Why do I feel like this Creepy-Pasta wants me to buy .44 Bulldog and look for women to murder?
Bring it, bitch.
cool.
More for a good lawl, an appetizer of sorts. Not creepy but sadistically comical. Pass the pasta!
lol’d
My light blew after the pasta was finished many brix were shat.
holy magic flying carp on a broomstick!
nice..
good thing my childhood sucked ass meaning I’ve never read a Dr. Seuss book
cookies for me
@Azriel:
Well Sam did make a deal with Satan. I don’t think it matters how many you kill. And it’s not like he was killing them himself, he just told others to go do it.
I feel rather silly everyone keeps posting about how this is like candlejack and now I cant stop loling cus I have never read that story all that comes to mind is that old freakazopid cartoon where he fights candlejack
we just need a cage and some pumpkin pie!!!
It’s like if Candlejack put his name in a book and then stabbed whoever read that b
Seems kind of wimpy for some friggin demon-person to not like green eggs and ham? D:
He spelled until wrong,
but other than that this is a clever clever pasta.
ill kill ya all niggas!
green eggs and spam anyone? XD
OMG LOL xD
BUT WHO WAS SAM?
OH SHI-