Hotel California
Add this post to your list of favorites!They say that somewhere in western America, some say in Utah, others say on the California coast, there’s a small motel on the side of the road.
When you go inside, it’s decorated in very common hotel attire, with the paneling and old fashioned key-lock doors.
The thing is, there’s a room in there for everybody. Everybody has a reservation for exactly when they show up, and the number of rooms available is always one more than the number of people there. One person to a room, that is the rule.
It’s said that the song “Hotel California” is based off this motel, though you *can* leave this particular motel.
I wouldn’t advise looking at a mirror for at least a month after doing so, though.
Hotel California,
No. No no no no no. The song is NOT about an actual hotel. It’s about life in California. Ya know, glamor, fame, Hollywood, famous people. “The Life.” Its not about a hotel. Get your facts straight.
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Actually, it’s about drug addiction and rehab and stuff. I know someone who is a drug addict and they told her all about it when they went to rehab.
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Personally I would have finished it with “Because I’ve been there, and I’ve never been the same again. and that prune juice? You really ought to try it. It’s actually really tasty.” But then again, Your story has a good ending. I allows the mind to fill in the missing details with he most frighting thing it can come up with (Jeff the Killer, The Rake, Terrifying monster).
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Just look in a river. herpderp
shadowofdread(Quote)
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BUT WHO WAS MIRROR?
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It would have been more interesting if it had been put into a story.
SJ(Quote)
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Doctor Who much?
… Praise him…
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Is it hotel transylvania?
Anonymous(Quote)
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OMG, I wanna see that movie!! Hotel Transylvania!!!
Anonymous(Quote)
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WELCOME TO THE HOTEL UTAH/CALIFORNIA
dude, it must be cali, I’ve lived in Utah before and I’ve never seen one… if it’s in utah must be in the Slenderman Forest!
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i did not get this story, well i did i just didin’t like it.
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Its an myth about an motel. And if you still dont understand, listen to the song. Its called “Hotel california”
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that is such a bad song
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Much like your life.
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you live in a hole -_-”
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On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say…
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
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That song is one of the WORLD`s best song!
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Her mind is Tiffany-twisted
she’s got the Mercedes Benz, uh
she’s got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
that she calls friends.
How they dance in the courtyard
sweet, summer sweat
some dance to remember
some dance to forget.
So I called up the captain
“Please bring me my wine.”
He said, “we haven’t had that spirit here since
nineteen sixty-nine.
And still those voices are calling from faaar away.
Wake you up in the middle of the night
just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel California.
Such a lovely place
(such a lovely place)
such a lovely face.
They livin’ it up at the Hotel California.
What a nice surprise
(what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis……
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hotel california was a state hospital in camarillo, california. a member of the eagles was admitted there for his alcohol addictions.
yeah.
Anonymous(Quote)
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*BOOM* there goes my mind
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this song isent creepy at all its just weird
dorian(Quote)
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this song isent creepy its just weird
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Uh, what!? I’m not usually a negative person but I didn’t enjoy nor understand this one at all.
Ryan(Quote)
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I read the back of a shampoo bottle when I took a shit this morning. I liked it a lot better than this.
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Mirrors on the ceiling…
Big champaigne on ice.
She said, “We are all just prisoners here”
“of our own deivce”
In the master’s chambers, they
gathered for the feast.
They stab it with their, steely knives but they just can’t kill the beast!
Next thing I remember, I was running for the door.
I had to find a passage back, to the place I was before.
“Relax,” said the night man.
“We are, programmed to recieve”
“You can check out anytime you like”
“But you can never leave!”
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Tht means Hotel Californiavis actually hell. Listen 2 th lyrics and ull c
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That sounds like the doctor who episode S06E11 : The God Complex.
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Dear God…this grammar…
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I don’t think that was creep at all.
Needs to be finished like Slenderman.
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so…if i were to host a gigantic rave…at this hotel…with a ton of people…BY GEORGE, I’VE GOT IT! *calls up friend* party. Hotel California. Tonight. WE HAVE BEDS
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this is so tool bait material. what happens if i look in the mirror? are my eyes sunken, souless pits? will i go mad with insanity and rip my hair out till my scalp bleeds? or will i see demons everywhere around me, mindlessly killing everyone i come in contact with? finish the damn thing
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boolshit geddit *peter griffin laugh* PS I am 10 years old
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My first thought when I read the “there’s a room for everyone” was Doctor Who…
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