Hotel California
Add this post to your list of favorites!They say that somewhere in western America, some say in Utah, others say on the California coast, there’s a small motel on the side of the road.
When you go inside, it’s decorated in very common hotel attire, with the paneling and old fashioned key-lock doors.
The thing is, there’s a room in there for everybody. Everybody has a reservation for exactly when they show up, and the number of rooms available is always one more than the number of people there. One person to a room, that is the rule.
It’s said that the song “Hotel California” is based off this motel, though you *can* leave this particular motel.
I wouldn’t advise looking at a mirror for at least a month after doing so, though.
Hotel California,
Why would I not want to look in the mirror?
Ahmea(Quote)
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Because TEH MONSTERS WELL EET U!!!!
Hello(Quote)
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I agree Ahmea, it makes no sense! I am just reading all of the worst pastas by the way. :D
Someone(Quote)
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Me too O_O I need to get some sleep but I’m reading all this instead =_=
darthknight(Quote)
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I know, right? I’m just so fabulous I can’t resist it.
Jason(Quote)
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Because you ARE the demons.
And then Ahmea was a zombie.
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This sounds unfinished. Let’s finish it up!
How about something along the lines of:
“People will stop you on the street, and ask what happened. You will remain unable to anwer them the first month, but if the questions continue you will be forced to tell the tail, driving the person into insanity. You will tell this story without any recolection of what actually happened, nor any clue as to what you actually look like. However, if you do let curiosity get the best of you, and you do decide to look in the mirror…. well let’s just say that the last person who did that was found dead with claw marks across his eyes and chest, and blood covering the mirror to near opacity.”
Yeah, sure that sounds good.
Anonymous(Quote)
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Better then no explanation.
Someone(Quote)
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That’s a little too drastic for this pasta, Anonymous. Also, it’s “tale,” not “tail.” I suggest something more subtle. Can’t think of anything right now, but I’ll post it if I do.
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Such a lovely place..
diana(Quote)
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Such a lovely face
Anonymous(Quote)
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Plenty of room at the Hotel California…
Anonymous(Quote)
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Anytime of year…
Hank(Quote)
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You can find it here.
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hehehehe! i like the rest of the story, tho wat if you loooked in the mirror wen ur in the hotel? will you still DIE
uhm, yess(Quote)
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???????????????????????????????????????????I don’t understand.
Wesley Hatcher(Quote)
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Don’t be a tool bag -_-” SPELL CORRECTLY
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Hmm there is an actull part in the song were there are mirors on the celing : O Could that possibley be it Intresting add on Anoy: It’s good :3 but a bit distracting and not to related
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wow is that true ?????
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so……why can’t i look in the mirror for a month? Grooming is going to get pretty challenging..
Anon(Quote)
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there’s no real consequence
a warning
anything can happen if you look in a mirror before a month is up…
something bad obviously but curiosity would get the better of me
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The song *Hotel California* is actually about the Lido, which is now an apartment complex on Wilcox ave near Hollywood Blvd.
Anonymous(Quote)
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THEN WHO IS HOTEL!
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THEN WHO WAS REFLECTION?!?!
Anonymous(Quote)
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THEN WHO WAS ROOM?
PHONE(Quote)
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you become one of them. you become the people on the outside.
Midnightgirl(Quote)
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They stabbed with their steely knifes but they just can’t kill the beast….
Don Henley(Quote)
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Last thing I remember…
darthknight(Quote)
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I was
Running for the door
creepy girl(Quote)
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I had to find the passage back,
to the place I was before…
Constipated Unicorn(Quote)
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do i not want to look in the mirror because the hotel leaves you with with month-long bedhead??!
YAY(Quote)
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good god…my worst nightmare has come true…*cow licks* O_O”
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Sweet Jesus, I shat brix.
Was listening to Hotel California as I read this, had a freaky-ass dream about it. Pretty sure it was influenced by the song and this bit of Pasta.
Someone tell the guy that made this to get his bum ass back in the kitchen already. With a bit of work, we might be reading the work of the next Josef K. or something.
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Woot! Irrational fear of mirrors FTW!
NN(Quote)
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someone post the lyrics to hotel ccalifornia for ANALyzing
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BUT THEN WHO WAS MIRROR?
BUT THEN(Quote)
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shit pasta is shit…. and may also be unfinished
Anonymous(Quote)
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no shit sherlock holmes. deduce this one all on our own, did we?
KillJoy27(Quote)
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Why do you not look into the mirror? Staying at Hotel California makes Zalgo haunt you?
…Sorry. Had to be said. :c
Flash37(Quote)
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Oh goodie a story about the infinity hotel :D
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the story should end like this: “If you do choose to look in the mirror.
the last thing you will remember is being put into a straight jacket.”
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No, last thing you’ll remember is running for the door >:c
darthknight(Quote)
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Short and sweet and leaves things to the imagination. 8/10
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because if you do… A SKELETON POPS OUT!
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