• Cracky

    Why did neither of them think to let the parrot fly away?

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    • bliss is but a bridge to insanity

      lets be quite honest
      would you?

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      • Nellie

        I would’ve said hello back. Maybe the fact that these people are so rude is why they die…

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        • Constipated Unicorn

          This is kinda creepy, but it makes no sense.

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        • CANDLEJACK

          1. Bird greets them
          2. Bird goes satanic and starts making scary noises
          3. Bad guys come

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        • Your Name

          They did say hello back, though.

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      • Ada Wong

        no…haha

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      • horrorfan

        you have a great name

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    • Aranta

      i would have called someone to try to kill it… if that didn’t work i would hide at a friends house so if i did die i would die with a friend. and i know i would be a jerk for doing that…

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  • Truan

    common sense? on my creepy pasta?

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  • Anon

    WHO WAS PARROT?

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  • Anon

    Yeah. Interesting pasta but the sheer lack of intelligence on behalf of the characters saddens me.

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  • Anon

    And since I’m posting as Anon, I guess it can’t be helped.

    THEN WHO WAS LAWYER?

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  • Anonymous

    Like hell I’m keeping that bird! Little bastard is now dinner.

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    • inxtcy

      Exactly what I was thinking! Roast parrot? BBQ????

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      • little miss black cat

        Oooo I was thinking of bird stirfry mix that thing with veggies and rice roast him and gut him, TA-DAA a delicous parot stirfry with teryaki

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  • http://misterwelldone.wordpress.com Mr. Welldone

    Hello, Cracky.

    Curiosity.

    When viewing a situation, one can freely criticize and speak with the wisdom of an outsider. It is a simple matter to see the errors of another because they do not concern you, thus your mind remains cool and can easily see the folly of the observed.

    When directly involved, matters are no longer so clearly visible.

    Curiosity is a wonderful thing, allowing humanity to stretch its mind to the heavens and become something more than than the sum of its parts.

    It is also damning.

    That is wonderful as well.

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    • inxtcy

      Very true, except that for most of us it is automatic to respond to “Hello”.

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  • MooMoon

    ………green chicken ! ….either way i would have killed it >:3

    nice pasta

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  • FCF

    mm yes i was thinking why didnt she just kill it >< ugh.

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  • buh

    The bird is just there to record your death, you’d still die even if you did kill it.

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  • Sarah

    Does keeping it covered let you live?

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    • Jane the Killer

      I think so Don’t uncover it and give it away tell them it’s a parrot and not to uncover it until they get home but give it away for free because if you make them pay for it they’ll ask to see it

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  • rjaye

    that or killing it…what would happen if you killed the bird?

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    • Anonymous

      it wouldnt matter the bird records ur death

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  • Aye

    Well, I’ve a question.. why not get rid of the bird? And why the hell are people coming after you if you have a bird?

    Sounds like an irritating parrot to me.

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    • Anonymous

      they dont kill you because you have the parrot the parrot is just there to add to the fun of the murderers by recording your death screams

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  • lolol

    so wait…these “things” will come for you just because you have some weird bird? Sounds like the ignorant thought that just because you watched a horror movie, the events in the horror movie will occur in real life…i’m just saying.

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  • Ma Cherie

    Yeeaaah.

    If this ever happens to me, that little fucker is going back to the pet store >.>

    I really enjoyed this one, though.

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  • Ben

    Why did she need to leave it to anyone in the will? Part of the curse?

    If so… Why leave it to a friend?

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  • Skwirral

    @cracky, the parrot probably wouldn’t have left the cage had they tried, that’s how it works with mysterious death-predicting birds.

    i’m barricaded in the kitchen…may as well make a cd, right?

    WHO WAS SCRATCHING AND WALL-CRAWLING?!

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  • LMLYUT

    Cracky: Most parrots have the feathers of their wings clipped to keep them from being able to fly away. Also, this is a parrot of evil. It would probably just have perched itself someplace out of reach and waited. Evil, much like Chuck Norris, does not sleep; it waits.

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  • Asshat

    I would have fucked that bird up before it had the opportunity to say “Hello”, or anything else for that matter. Fuck that bird.

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  • Comment Leaver

    <3 this story.

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  • Anon

    Thought it was great. But I agree that they should have just opened the cage and let it fly out.

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  • LampshadeChapstickFace

    Pffft, some friend she is. Why don’t they just kill the damn thing?

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  • Bruce Lee

    If the parrot did that to me I would’ve jumped on its shoulders with both of my feet and then swiftly twisting my feet, instantly snapping that fucking birds neck

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  • Toad

    Why did this idiot uncover the cage, even after hearing this recording? Why didn’t he just drive into the middle of nowhere and leave the cage behind?

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    • http://google Laura

      Simple, in creepy/horror stories and movies logic does not exist, kinda like You tube

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  • jaimie

    that’s what i was thinking , why not kill the bird.

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