He Who Should REALLY Not Be Named
In this world exists a spirit neither male nor female. This spirit is covered with a dark cloth with a separate white cloth to cover it’s head. It is said to carry an enormous brown burlap sack in which to hold it’s victims in. It is said the second it’s name has been called out, either directly or indirectly, the person is collected and is property of the spirit. Many who have witnessed its appearance have been said to have gone insane with their eyes gouged out. This spirit is very, very real and failure to not mention it’s name will cause Candlejack to come whisk you awa
He Who Should REALLY Not Be Named,


This candlejack stuff is nonsense..
I’ll type out a sentence and nothing will happ–
O and by the way now you cant kill simba
o god u ppl…this is such bogus!
i’ll say his name three times, like beetle juice…candlejack candlejack candleja-
Candlejackass lol see what I did there lol nothing will happe
This guy isn’t so bad. Me and a few friends play poker at his house every Friday and he lets us go. He’s really sweet. Has a wife, two kids, a few kittens, and the people he kidnaps are let go after a few days. Honestly, Candlejack is really a ni
WHO WAS PHONE, these stories are delicious. Naturally, I’m a tad hesitant to find these stories on ED what with the content of that website, so I thank you for hosting them. This is a great site especially now that it’s getting to be around Halloween(although not quite…)
Although…I prefer the real stories. Like the lightbulb at the firestation one….
I mean, this story about a guy named Candlejack? It’s simply prepos
candlejack doesn’t deserve this many comme
this is a really good one. awesome.
The comments were the only thing that made this pasta even the slight bit creepy!
I laughed a lot, though.
I pictured CJ as the Oogie Boogie from Nightmare before Xmas!
LOL
I’ll make that frickin’ Candlejack suck my co
ok this is just crap some one made up see candlejack candlejake candlejake see still nothing i’m perfectly fiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuppo
this is not shortys any more this is her sister uh princess bella and if you notice she misspelt fine becuase candlejake came and was banging her head on the keypa….
@ shortys roc my sox
could you spell my name right please
I can’t believe that some ppl DARE impersonate C.J. !
Lock who’s talking joe
Candlejack can go fu
the people that end their cut-off sentences with a dash(-) or an ellipsis(…) don’t get it.
and since CJ will get you even if you type his name, what if you messed up and spelled it canduljack?
Protip- avoid having your sentence abruptly shortened by your disappearance by ending it with Candlejack
how long will it take until this becomes a popular pasta?
not long
There’s no such thing as Candlejack. You guys are such re
@31: that’s the point dearie
this candlejack crap is getting ridiculous. it is creepy to think about tho
I’m actually afraid to say it.
Candlejack.
Woo.
Candlejack.
This is just jackassery.
Kai: Yeah, they’re just being typical /b/tards. Saying Candlejack won’t d
Wait, how do you post the comment if you’ve been whisked away by ignited wax-stick Jack?
What? Logic?? In my creepypasta?!
Oh yeah, almost forgot to say Candlejack so I can be whisked awa
I said Candlejack, and look at what happen t
Bullshit. No such thing as Candlejack. Seriou
Candlejack. See, nothing happened to me.
They like to have their fun about Candlejack. It’s not like it’s re
maybe it’s only if you say it, not type it. i wonder… any ideas, anyone?
Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack. Now, unless my post is somehow edited, I will finish this sentence. See? nothing happened.
Phew, after all this time, I can finally say Candlejack. I’ve been worried for ag