Happy Halloween?
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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(couldn’t quite find anything worth being the halloween pasta, so we’re going to the opposite extreme. hope everyone has a good night!)
i am extremely satisfied.
(and because it must be said… WHO WAS HERON?!?!?)
I’ll proceed to building a house of the brix shat.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Brix have been shat.
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OH SHI-
lol
niggers to this
…my comment was indeed sarcastic, but not intended as insulting. I still stand by my degree of daily pastas, even with this… quality. :3
Meh, now that I’ve seen this, I think I prefer good pasta over daily pasta.
BUT THEN WHO WAS HERON?
I actually laughed aloud at this one. A round of applause for the laughably poor pastas.
OH MY GOD!!! This is by far the scariest pasta!!! =O
lol but seriously I find it humorous. Hope you have a happy halloween!
oh, WHO WAS POTS AND PANS?
Phone, you’re a silly goose.
haha make a mess of your pots andpans that fuckin classic
That was like… the scariest pasta I’ve ever read. D:
xDDD
Awesome. Utterly amazing. I approve of this pasta.
this has been my favorite ever since reading it months ago, thanks
In preparation for attacks such as these, I have placed my pots and pans under a lock, which a one can only get to with a ten-digit pin number that only I know. My kitchen is safe, once again.
Lololol.
Scariest shit ever, man.
Happy Halloween, everyone!
you touch my pots and pans i’ll snap your long neck
WTF!!? Its so dumb that its funny. Actually made me laugh!
loool^^ ur so cute. Happy Halloween WWP.
I has like, what was I saying?
This is chris hanson from dateline nbc. I heard you liek mudkips.
the first time i read this pasta i cracked up
this time isn’t as funny but i still grinned at it
Ah! BUT WHO WAS HERON!!!!!
I was going to ask if you could do better then this one even if it was shitty pasta, but I guess that was the point.
This pasta is pretty fucking funny for what it is.
Lul Wut?
NIGGERFAGGOT!
but who were pages?
but WHO WAS HERON
PS HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
WHO WAS HERON?
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.
OMG,BRICKS were shat!!!!and also WHO WAS KITCHEN MESS!?XD
Wait. That makes me unsure of something…
WHO WAS BIRD?
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
ah shit, i forgot “WHO WAS HERON?!”
Lulz
this is actually one of my favorites. i can’t help but smile everytime i read it.
Ha ha ha!
That was almost as good as Doom – Repercussions of Evil, by Peter Chimera!
Huh. Okay.
The heron pasta is a classic. XD
Chain letter pasta just keeps getting weirder.
I FUCKING LOVE IT
Oh no! This is truly terrifying, I must repost this right now1
BUT WHO WAS LACK OF PASTA?
Lovely Pasta. Makes me giggle everytime I see it.
My poor pots and pans…
Thats the scariest shit I ever read. Good thing I didn’t read this last night. I would have NEVER go to sleep. I’ve got chills from reading this.
Happy Halloween to you as well, PHONE.
it’s sort of embarrassing how hard i’m laughing right now. ugh.
LOL!
Oh shit.
Hah, brilliant. What better thing to celebrate on Halloween that the scariest thing of all: really bad pasta!
Also, WHO WAS FISH?
Lulz, a chain letter.
This is great.
Hah! I have no pans. I have thwarted the OH GOD, WHO WAS HERON!!!!!
Wonderful find, WWP? !
But, no, really, I’m glad we don’t have to take ourselves seriously all the time. (;
Oh noes, not my pots and pans! D:
Good grief.
WHO WAS HERON, brix shat, delicious pasta, oh god my pots and pans etc etc…
I smile whenever I read this =]
I hear that the heron is the only thing that can repel Candlej-…well, you know who I mean. It’s useless against Spengbab though. And the dreaded Party of Lemons.
THEN WHO WAS POTS AND PANS
woah, the second FCF comment is NOT mine. just so its clear:P
Wow. Scawy <:(
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
This explains everything….
MY POTS AND PANS HAVE BEEN FUCKED UP!
them herons are such nuisances.
WHO WAS PHONE?, did you write this one or just found it in one of the billions of chainletters floating around?
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I don’t want my fucking kitchen messed up, I just organized it.
*Snerk*
i certainly did LOL.
this was the best pasta i’ve ever read
HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!
THEN WHO WAS – ?
THEN WHO WAS LONG NECK?
Hey you guys, please, don’t make fun of me >.< I’m busy raiding the kitchens in the Americas and Europe. In desperation I have rounded up my buddies Candeljack and Jack the Ripper to help me. Also, I have cloned myself D: to cope with the suppressing amount of people ignorant of posting the abvoe-mentioned text on other pastas. So do me a favor and post that.
Best Regards,
Heron
Oh my. D8 That was so scary, I’m gonna have to make sure all my windows are closed tonight. DDDDD:
Heron, I know why you didn’t end your letter with a period. It had nothing to do with grammar – Candlejack got to you, didn’t he? That’s why you never make the mistake of saying h
I didn’t post the message and my pots and pans were never disturbed
GREAT NOW I’M PARANOID.
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No wonder my pots and pans were so messy. >:[
I have leanred my lesson.
I know its a heron and not a raven but it kinda fits
NEVER MORE NEVER MORE NEVER MORE!
As I finished reading this one of my pots fell off the rack
damn heron >:X
-headdesk-
LOL!
wat
so thats what made the mess of the pots and pans…
DAMN YOU HERON!
NOT MY POTS AND PANS!!!
CURSE YOU HERON!
CURSE YOUUUUU!
watwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwatwat
also, the game
i lost the game desu
Fuck you Heron, get the hell outta my kitchen, I got a damn turkey to make!
God damnit you stupid Heron
The bitch completely fucked up all of my pots and pans, i just organized them from biggest to smallest. FUCK
would read again A+++++++++++
Oh dear! But who was beak?
BUT WHO WAS POTS AND PA- OHSH– MY POTS AND PANS
THAT FUCKING BIRD
I thought it said heroin at first.
Would have made this pasta ten times better.
This is the best pasta I’ve ever had the pleasure of eating.
Bricks were shat.
I love this one. I love herons. I love you all. Yes, even you. =D
YOUR POTS AND PANS ARE MINE, FUCKERS
LMFAO!!
And in return,Mr Heron,I am gonna pollute da river tat u get ur stupid fish so tat u n ur babies starve.I’ll dump in a bonus n mess up ur nest too…..
eye am teh storngest. eye ahev a dress and eye freeze w/ my danmaku. if you don’t repost this to (9) other people eye will fly into your pond tonight and make a mess of your frogs.
I read this and couldn’t stop laughing… Guess it was the sudden change in tone of the story…
Don’t fuck with my pots and pans.
THEN WHO WAS BEAK?!?!!?!
GOD HELP ME!
Im hearing some noise in my kitchen
WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
I use my pots and pans to urinate in during the night, but by all means, if you still want them then take them, I salute you!
good joke but back to buisness: WHO WAS POTS AND PANS!!!
Cirno, You so BAKA!
I lol’d pretty hard.
Okay, it won’t happen, its just a story!
And why is it a chain anyway?
ahhh my pots and pans D: i need those to grow flowers form YOU STRUCK AGAIN HEROIN *wags fist*
shit i meant heron sorry XD
THIS ACTUALY IS TRUE
Double you tee eff?!
OH NO.
I JUST FINSIHED CLEANING THEM UP DAYUMET.
thet was the stupedist effing thing i have eva read
fucking heron came into my kitchen last night and now there is pots and pans EVERYWHERE~*~*~*~
May god bless his heron heart :’D
I aswell, have lost the game.
good job you stole something from something awful you comedy voids
thats was the funiest thing on here XD
Hahaha.
FUCK YOU HERON, GOD DAMN IT THIS IS LIKE THE 4TH TIME I JUST LEAVE MY PANS IN A PILE ON THE FLOOR NOW
LOLOLOLOL.
ALL MY FIVE STARS ARE BELONG TO THIS PASTA ALSO CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL ET CETERA
I MAY HAVE THE BODY OF A HERON, BUT I HAVE THE HEART OF A HAWK.
But WHO WAS KITCHEN?
Oh no! Not my pots and pans!
Oh my God I am crying.
but WHO WAS 10 OTHER PAGES?
ohhh
not impressed 
I lol’d.
NO! MY PANS!
As long as my fish was not eaten- I will not kill.
Well…I snickered.
My pans? Touch my pans, and i’ll set about you.
LOL This was just amazing.
I should eat you, bitch heron.
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Just incase
BRIX WERE SHAT!
hey screw you. i’m going to mess up your kitchen.
I am fucking shitting myself right now. I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and fuck you in the ass
I AM TEH TYME KITTEH
and my brix haev been shat
ur not gettin mah pots n pans
But who was pots and pans?
This is one of the best pastas yet.
LOL.
Pots & pans? I was thinking more of like “i will fly into your kitchen tonight and POKE OUT UR EYEBALSS!1!!”
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I just cleaned them! My beautiful shiny kitchen…
D:
I’m gonna have nightmares forever and ever.
I JUST FRICKING ORGANIZED THEM
DAMN YOU! D:<
best pasta EVER
*makes a mess of your pots and pans. *
bitch… I told you to repost this.
BUT YOU DIDN’T LISTEN, DID YOU?
Stop reading this, do it now.
DO IT, FAGGOT.
That’s 10 minutes of your life you can NEVER have back cleaning them up..
You’ve been warned.
- Heron
but then who was pots and pans!?
I walk into my kitchen and see all my pots and pans all over the floor
“CURSE YOU HERONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!”
read this in a Borat voice
i am a redneck. i haev a long rifle and i pick roadkill off the… road w/ my hands. if you make a mess of my goddarned pots ‘n’ pans i will shoot you in the stomach tonight and make a mess of your internal organs
BUT WHO WAS FISH?
but…my pots/pans are already a mess…
Oh noes1 My pots and pans are on floor!!!111 Help, I’ve been victim of a heron attack
OH GOD NO NOT THE POTS AND PANS!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol brix were shat I am now sitting in a chair made of bricks -_- damn heron
i really hope that isn’t true. if soo……omg Lol
oh noes. I;d bettar call tha internet police, as I have been
HERON’D
btw guise wuts the grifter???? loloolololoolololol ^________^
Uh oh, I think it’s beak is getting ready
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY POTS AND PANS!
Damn you heron! I just washed them!!!
ha i was like oh shit im gonna die cuz no way im gonna post that spam stuff but then you was like pots and pans mofo and was like go ahead but yous gotta go through mah mama
god fucking damnit, heron! now there’s dust and feathers all over them!
DAMMIT HERON!
my pots and pans are messed up , I have to get away from here.
CANDLEJACK!
I don’t know if anyone here has been to his place, it’s really nic
FREAKING AWESOME
I don’t want a heron flying in to my house.
MESSIN’ UP MY POTS AND PANS.
HE TOOK MY JOB!
He\’s flyin\’ in yo kitchens, he\’s messin\’ yo pots and pants up….
Well, I’m not sleeping tonight.
Well, I’m not sleeping tonight.
BUT THEN WHO WAS POTS AND PANS???
OH NO NOT MY POTS AND PANS!!
Oh no don’t you dare, I just cleaned up the kitchen!
This is obviously a joke pasta, of course
I usually love joke pastas. But this one didn’t even make me laugh inside of my head or consider laughing.
FAILURE.
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