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Creepypasta

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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

(couldn’t quite find anything worthy of being the halloween pasta, so we’re going to the opposite extreme. hope everyone has a good night!)

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Happy Halloween?, 7.6 out of 10 based on 395 ratings
  • heidi

    i am extremely satisfied. :)

    (and because it must be said… WHO WAS HERON?!?!?)

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    • Your MOM

      It is a large, long-legged, fish eating bird

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    • Red Blood Red Neck

      I wonder if the Heron is on Heroin

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  • Shinra

    I’ll proceed to building a house of the brix shat.

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  • Comment Leaver

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    Brix have been shat.
    ________________
    __l____l_____l__

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  • KM

    OH SHI-

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  • ME

    lol

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  • Shinra

    …my comment was indeed sarcastic, but not intended as insulting. I still stand by my degree of daily pastas, even with this… quality. :3

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  • Guy With Teh Face

    Meh, now that I’ve seen this, I think I prefer good pasta over daily pasta.

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  • Yuyuke

    BUT THEN WHO WAS HERON?

    I actually laughed aloud at this one. A round of applause for the laughably poor pastas.

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  • Anonymous

    OH MY GOD!!! This is by far the scariest pasta!!! =O
    lol but seriously I find it humorous. Hope you have a happy halloween!
    oh, WHO WAS POTS AND PANS?

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  • BonerFruit

    Phone, you’re a silly goose.

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  • wtfturtle

    haha make a mess of your pots andpans that fuckin classic

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  • Girlie

    That was like… the scariest pasta I’ve ever read. D:

    xDDD

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  • Shuriken

    Awesome. Utterly amazing. I approve of this pasta.

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  • phellk

    this has been my favorite ever since reading it months ago, thanks

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  • Snowden

    In preparation for attacks such as these, I have placed my pots and pans under a lock, which a one can only get to with a ten-digit pin number that only I know. My kitchen is safe, once again.

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  • Ma Cherie

    Lololol.

    Scariest shit ever, man.

    Happy Halloween, everyone!

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  • some guy

    you touch my pots and pans i’ll snap your long neck

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    • http://Creepypasta.com Landon

      Wtf

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    • http://Creepypasta.com/happyhalloween Landon

      Dont say that

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  • Mr. A

    WTF!!? Its so dumb that its funny. Actually made me laugh!

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  • FCF

    loool^^ ur so cute. Happy Halloween WWP.

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  • SexualBubblegum

    I has like, what was I saying?

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  • FCF

    This is chris hanson from dateline nbc. I heard you liek mudkips.

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  • crab

    the first time i read this pasta i cracked up

    this time isn’t as funny but i still grinned at it

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  • http://www.cafepress.com/cutelyevilinc Addish

    Ah! BUT WHO WAS HERON!!!!!

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  • http://www.cafepress.com/cutelyevilinc Addish

    I was going to ask if you could do better then this one even if it was shitty pasta, but I guess that was the point.

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  • Vet

    This pasta is pretty fucking funny for what it is.

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