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 Post subject: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:53 pm 
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An epic one just happened, but someone deleted it.

Some can be funny. What do you say? >_>

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:14 pm 
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Oh, that was me, sorry >_> Bots make me rage sometimes.

However, the same one did post the same thing on a topic in the Adachi forum, so here you go:


cruxyn wrote:
I understand now why some of the banks are in trouble I went into the local Bank of America on Fri. for some info. I told the clerk I needed to know if they sold gold coins ( I wasnt sure if they did) He said oh yes we have some of the new gold president coins. I then told no I want a real gold coin and not the play things He calls over the Manager and I get the same story he told me. After I explained to her I was looking for prices on "Gold Coins" I think she understood and told me no. Maybe we will make it out of this mess but no sure :D

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:17 pm 
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YOU WOULDN'T LAST A DAY ON THE CREEK.
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These should be submitted as creepypastas.

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:40 am 
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BUT WHO WAS MANAGER oOo

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:46 am 
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simlls wrote:
I've been farting around recently looping things on audacity and have had a great time.
However, audacity is not really brilliant for this for many reasons ( no real volume control for fading etc)
Can anyone suggest any freeware or cheap software that i could d/l and tinker about with to produce more advanced stuff that will make me rich and famous?
It would also have to be fairly user-friendly as I am a fool, and impatient to boot.

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Farting around, huh.

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:24 pm 
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Honestly, running around deleting spambots gets quite tedious, and personally, I can't be bothered to read the contents of every single one I delete, and I can quite certainly say the other bot-deleting mods agree with me.

Also, archiving them would be an increasing pain, and the bots really are funny only the first time through, if then.

But, that's just me. >_>

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:01 am 
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Well just post them here then.

The topic title was funnier than the post:


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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:34 am 
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Just saw this one a few seconds ago.
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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Also, one titled "<h1>breakdancing babies</h1>"


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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:27 am 
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That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonofabitch in space!
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I think that this one, from the main site, was trying to cast a voodoo spell on us:

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U lukomor’ja dub zeljonyj;
Zlataja cep’ na dube tom:
I dnjom i noch’ju kot uchjonyj
Vsjo hodit po cepi krugom;
Idjot napravo - pesn’ zavodit,
Nalevo - skazku govorit.
Tam chudesa: tam leshij brodit,
Rusalka na vetvjah sidit;
Tam na nevedomyh dorozhkah
Sledy nevidannyh zverej;
Izbushka tam na kur’ih nozhkah
Stoit bez okon, bez dverej;
Tam les i dol videnij polny;
Tam o zare prihlynut volny
Na breg peschanyj i pustoj,
I tridcat’ vitjazej prekrasnyh
Chredoj iz vod vyhodjat jasnyh,
I s nimi djad’ka ih morskoj;
Tam korolevich mimohodom
Plenjaet groznogo carja;
Tam v oblakah pered narodom
Cherez lesa, cherez morja
Koldun nesjot bogatyrja;
V temnice tam carevna tuzhit,
A buryj volk ej verno sluzhit;
Tam stupa s Baboju Jagoj
Idjot, bredjot sama soboj,
Tam car’ Kawej nad zlatom chahnet;
Tam russkij duh… tam Rus’ju pahnet!
I tam ja byl, i mjod ja pil;
U morja videl dub zeljonyj;
Pod nim sidel, i kot uchjonyj
Svoi mne skazki govoril.

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:28 am 
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....Now we're going to have to buy Homecoming dresses, or a giant chicken is going to come after us


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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:15 pm 
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One was titled "Wax nutty examination."
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I think it's some kind of fetish porn.


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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:38 am 
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Titled "Deeds, not words."

TheomeMoofe wrote:
"The name of a coward," quoth Robin, For I am sick at the heart, and I fain wald lie down." "That now comes over the lee? An arrow I will at her let flie, blabout, So 89 in Missouri. My heart is not much greener; and, in short, I They know not I knew thee, 'Time is, Time was, Time's past': a chymic treasure carangid, look at it light weight hiking shoes in Washington The wind sall blaw for evermair." He went laughing all the way. The youngest of them is Henrie's son, familycannabidaceae, It's made in usa shoes in Pennsylvania. For it I beguile Eleanor our Queen, Now here on the bridge we will play; She got him up to upon her backe, syntheticfiber, i'm sured that it interestingly 64 in El Paso. And other accoutrements fit for a man; "And shoot not thy arrows so keen; Burglariously broke his coffin's lid:

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Girl, you look like Margaret Thatcher if she had cancer in her face. Just looking at you makes me wanna vomit and then take you to a sock hop and order a malted and we'll get two straws and drink out of it together.


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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:11 pm 
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That one should go on the main site, just to see what happens.


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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:43 pm 
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FararrimbWark wrote:
This is Spam!!!


Spam is a canned precooked grub goods made during the Hormel Foods Corporation. The labeled ingredients in the paragon range of Spam are: chopped pork verge eatables with ham essence added, salty, bottled water, sugar, and sodium nitrite to cure defer to its color. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or aspic, forms from the cooling of pith stock.[1] The product has mature by of profuse jokes and urban legends about mystery vital part, which has made it element of call civilization and folklore.

Varieties of Spam vary alongside section and include Spam Ageless, Spam Searing & Racy, Spam Less Sodium, Spam Lite, Spam Oven Roasted Turkey, Hickory Smoked, and Spam Spread.[2]

Spam sold in North America, South America, and Australia is produced in Austin, Minnesota, (also known as Spam City USA) and in Fremont, Nebraska. Spam as a replacement for the UK merchandise is produced in Denmark not later than Tulip less than accredit from Hormel.[3] Spam is also made in the Philippines and in South Korea.[4] In 2002, the six billionth can of Spam was sold.[5]


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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:56 pm 
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Just this one line from a really long post made me lol.
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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:56 am 
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This last bot told Laffy Taffy wrapper jokes.

barbrarof wrote:
Nice joke! What did the elephant say to the naked man? How can you breathe through that?

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
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boyporseheesk wrote:
Moral dilemna!

Wazzup! I've hung around watching and reading for ages here.

OK actually I had something on my mind. Here's what happened School was out and I was heading home, I was hungry so I stopped in at this restaurant and picked this sandwitch from the menu and took it to a table and sat down when it suddenly occured to me they didn't charge me!

Yeah evidently they were super busy and distracted because there was this manager/investor type looking around everywhere and talking to them. So I was just about to go up to the counter and say I hadn't paid but then I realized if I did that the owner guy might get mad at the employees. So I just left. What should I have done do you think?

THESE ARE THE WEIRDEST BOTS EVER GAWD.

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
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suzykreslar wrote:
Socks are a refined but considerable part of your look. Naturally, there aren't countless rules to be followed. There are only a few easy key points that must be looked after. While socks rules aren't bounteous, there are a shocking number of folk out there breaking them every day. Remember, certain socks are only for big occasions and certain colors are only for special outfits.

Black pants should go with black socks and grey pants with gray socks. When in doubt, simply choose a dark color.

Do remember, white socks is not an appropriate formal wear. Leave it for the sporting activities. Remember, people do see your socks when you sit down and cross your legs. The minute a lady sees you wearing white socks with shoes you can be exposed as a weakling. Sorry!

Hence team your dress shoes with dress socks only.

That's it, I'm wearing Christmas socks with my formal wear.

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 Post subject: Re: Archiving Spambot Threads [The Epic Ones]
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That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonofabitch in space!
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