DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
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You should probably go visit bogleech.com today.
BUT WHO WAS MALE PRONOUN LADY??
I actually liked the idea of a heron flying into my kitchen making a mess of my pots and pans. Well, I didn’t like the idea, but it works…’cos then I’d have to clean up my kitchen and I hate that…
tl;dr this is not the best, the heron is
This one wasn’t all that scary. I couldn’t get into it.
Damn, this was HILARIOUS!
cmon guys this this is too much gawsh
Are you kidding? It’s easily THE BEST!
Best pasta on the site.
LOLOLOLOL
It’s so stupid haha
This is up there with the heron one
Shit, shit! Who the fuck is shooting us? D:
This is what happens when I forget my fucking tampons
Why the hell did I read this? Now i gotta go change my pants…
oh god blood heron why do you hold such a vendetta against my kitchenware
NO!
is THAT why the ground is made of cheese?
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Best Pasta Evar. Clearly.
Wtf? this was retarded. So badly written and random ideas coming in out of nowhere and the beginning is so horrible for any type of story it should be illegal. Someone must’ve been high writing this. Usually I’d say no big deal if you like it everyone has their own opinions, but this is just so bad it becomes an exception to that rule. and WTF with all the caps. -_- it COULD have worked if the story had a sense of urgency or some real fearsome aspects integrated into it. but no.
You’re new here, aren’t you?
omg
to WTF – it’s a parody, genius.
WHY WOULD YOU WASTE EVERYBODY’S TIME POSTING A STORY THAT IS JUST PRETEND!!!
Every website I go to has some kind of Apirl Fool’s joke…
>_<
Wait… have ANY of you noticed that it’s a joke?!
OMG MY MIND IS NOW BLOWN
Joke pasta wasn’t funny. >_>
lol…lots of stupid ppl today from both sides… xD
THEN WHO WAS LADY?
I GOT BITTENED.
OH NOES. :’C
5 STARSSSS.
I GOT BITTENED.
OH NOES. :C
5 STARSSSS.