Scary Paranormal Stories & Short Horror Microfiction

Creepypasta

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THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED


You should probably go visit bogleech.com today.

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DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD, 6.9 out of 10 based on 3809 ratings
  • rarecandy

    BUT WHO WAS MALE PRONOUN LADY??

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  • pastalover

    I actually liked the idea of a heron flying into my kitchen making a mess of my pots and pans. Well, I didn’t like the idea, but it works…’cos then I’d have to clean up my kitchen and I hate that…

    tl;dr this is not the best, the heron is

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    • Zero

      lolwut?

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  • Anonymous

    This one wasn’t all that scary. I couldn’t get into it.

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  • Anon

    Damn, this was HILARIOUS!

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  • ben dover

    cmon guys this this is too much gawsh

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  • Naris

    Are you kidding? It’s easily THE BEST!

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    Rating: +11 (from 13 votes)
  • Woo!

    Best pasta on the site.

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    Rating: +12 (from 16 votes)
  • Diddler

    LOLOLOLOL
    It’s so stupid haha
    This is up there with the heron one

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  • Allie

    Shit, shit! Who the fuck is shooting us? D:

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  • hoothoot

    This is what happens when I forget my fucking tampons

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  • Caedus

    Why the hell did I read this? Now i gotta go change my pants…

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  • adfsdf

    oh god blood heron why do you hold such a vendetta against my kitchenware

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  • katie

    NO!
    is THAT why the ground is made of cheese?

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  • Kopa

    MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

    Best Pasta Evar. Clearly.

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  • WTF

    Wtf? this was retarded. So badly written and random ideas coming in out of nowhere and the beginning is so horrible for any type of story it should be illegal. Someone must’ve been high writing this. Usually I’d say no big deal if you like it everyone has their own opinions, but this is just so bad it becomes an exception to that rule. and WTF with all the caps. -_- it COULD have worked if the story had a sense of urgency or some real fearsome aspects integrated into it. but no.

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    • http://www.karlarei2003.deviantart.com KarlaRei

      You’re new here, aren’t you?

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    • Zero

      Well you bitch.

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    • Ded Skull + Jeff th potatto

      Its not meant to be a good pasta

      Admire the hilariousness, k man? Dont criticize. This is obviously the best pasta in the world

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    • A Zergling (missing his tophat)

      hey newbie, go visit crappypasta.com

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  • http://www.creepypasta.com WHO WAS PHONE?

    omg

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  • durrr

    to WTF – it’s a parody, genius.

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  • BOGLEECH

    WHY WOULD YOU WASTE EVERYBODY’S TIME POSTING A STORY THAT IS JUST PRETEND!!!

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    Rating: -17 (from 23 votes)
  • Carrot

    Every website I go to has some kind of Apirl Fool’s joke…
    >_<

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  • Carrot

    Wait… have ANY of you noticed that it’s a joke?!

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    • Anonymous

      OMG MY MIND IS NOW BLOWN

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  • Shuleeps

    Joke pasta wasn’t funny. >_>

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  • Yep

    lol…lots of stupid ppl today from both sides… xD

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  • 77t

    THEN WHO WAS LADY?

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  • Anonymous

    I GOT BITTENED.
    OH NOES. :’C

    5 STARSSSS.

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  • Ellie

    I GOT BITTENED.
    OH NOES. :C

    5 STARSSSS.

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