THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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P.A.R.O.D.Y
THIS PASTA TASTES FUNNY BUT IT IS A GOOD KIND OF FUNNY!
Oh my Ims get so scarede
He needs some milk
My god… I… I had no idea….. I…
dont even know whats going on
This just blew my mind.
OH GOD PLEASE IT’S TOO SCARY FOR MEE!! I NEED MY MEDS!!
2spooky4me
>6.9/10
omfg
LOL
LOL! HOW DID THIS EVEN GET HERE?! That is soo hialrious, though.
OMERGERD IM SCARED DERP!
This is the most genius pasta ever! Innocent yet sooo disturbing!
Amazing
._.
Spookiest creepypasta evur #2spooky4me
What the heck? Um..no..just no..
My eyes started bleeding after I read this…
This story ruined my life… I can’t sleep at night… My wife left me because I was awake all night and jumpy all day…. I can’t stop thinking about it….. I went to a therapist and she requested I find another doctor after two sessions…. I don’t know what my life is anymore. I’m sorry. I can’t do this.
My God. What an insane and awesome piece of work.
Best
Story
EVAR
HOLY FOOK
This pasta is so silly it never fails to put a smile on my face.
10/10 best creepypasta ever!
Jezen furk, I forgot that time I went space
2spooky4me
Oh my god… this is… this is… YA KNOW WHAT? TEN OUTA TEN!
This is scary as fuck because it’s an accurate representation of periods.
This story had left me speechless. The theme and ambient of this pasta had ached my mind of many haunting visions. Sending a man to space because all of his blood spilling eveywhere … That’s very cruel, and that’s what I like about this story.
Sorry had a heavy period that week
holy FUCK this is scary. im hiding in my closet now. i fear the blood may start pouring again any minute. i have a couple minor cuts sprinting to that closet and now it started. THANKS CANDLEJACK! YOUR REAL COOL FOR DOING THI
so that’s why i’m in space
wow realy scary not! think better bro very dumb!
How did this story not get worked into the “Snakes on a Plane” screenplay? It would have been a perfect fit.
Wow. This is the best written, scariest creepypasta I’ve ever read. Well done. I’ll be having nightmares for the next 70 years, I think.
THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?
So you are in space wit yur gurl. You to is makin out (Yeyuh) when th fone rigs. You get up an sea hoo is callin an th uder prson sez itz her dad. He sez Y u wit my gurl? and yur gurl asks hoo it wuz and yoo sai it wuz her dad and she sez hur dads ded. THEN HOO WUZ SPAYS/BLUD?!
That actually is scary XD
need some tampax?
I”M DYING>>>>
I feel like it shouldve been like, not blood, but white ooze. so It’s like the man/lady is a sperm being.. yknow, and.. WHAMMO we’re born into babies in this world
If anybody here lost all their blood they’d die. okay i knew boys were stupid jerks i didn’t know they could be this dumb! Btw….IDIOTS
That’s not even how anatomy works. If you lose all of your blood, you don’t die; you become a blood shade. You drift around in an alternate plane of existence searching out blood. Once you find a prey that has blood you like (your original blood type before you became a shade, usually) then you’ll be able to materialize into their plane of existence and devour their blood. You gotta be careful though ’cause if you drain all of their blood then they’ll become a blood shade too, and you’ll have to go looking for another blood type you like. This is where the legend of vampires came from, obviously.
spoky o_O
I CANT STOP THE SHOUTING IN MY HEAD
I’m only 10 and I think this is not even scary at all :/
I did not enjoy this one it was too prewritten.
OH MY GOD BEST STORY EVER 10 OUT OF 10 BEST CREEPY PASTA IN THE UNIVERSE
Lol! The video was HILARIOUS
HERE’S AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR BUT THE WORST PART IS THAT AUTHOR IS YOU:
http://humor.gunaxin.com/interview-horror-comedian-jonathan-wojcik/171386
I LOVE CAPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
but i …noooooooooo
… that was so lame it hurt!
All the blood is scaring me
Nice try little 4 year old did forget to turn off caps lock
I hope you don’t think this was a serious attempt at a creepypasta.
How on Earth are you dumb enough not to know a joke pasta when you see it? Every word is intentionally a dumb choice, and it parodies how pastas are written. Good god, get a fucking sense of humor you illiterate clown.
am i the olny one thats no scard
an the blood
well okay then :-:
It’s sad because this happens every once a month to a lady.
THEN THE MAN WAS LIEK ERRMAHGERD DON T SENT MI 2 OWTER SPAICE DEN DA BLUD WAS FLOTING AND IT FILLED ALL OF SPACE ANT DE ALIENS WER ALL LIEK NUUUU. DE ENT
lol i laughed instead of being scared
It’s the girl puberty video all over again
ha
what? this made no sense
This pasta sucks.
awesome best thing ever
Funny how if u bled every where u would die because of blood loss. liked the story. the blood froze when I was in space but it pushed me to earth again so ha hahaha get owned
OMG, 2SCARY IM SCARED RLY BAD HOLY SHET 11/10
BEST CREPPYPASTA EVAHR ,_;
ehr meh gehrd ikr
Alternate name: DAY OF ALL THE PERIODS
april fools day
I god-damn love Jokepastas.
He should have donated the blood to the red cross
Was it super hyper realistic looking blood?
THIS IS TOO FUNNY TO READ IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Or it could just be a really heavy “friend”
My first Creepypasta ive eva read………..YEEEARRRSS AGOOOOOOO
LOL Joke pastas are freaking awesome!
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD?????
2spooky4me
omg this is my favourite one I love it.
sry only ten cant be a lady
Fan-flippin’-tastic.
I love this trollpasta.
That is why the women have periods.
at first i just read it over and over because i thought i missed somthing, then i realized that it was meant to be humourous, lol i am a moron 0.o
HOLY FUCK
anyone else notice that the date is on april fools?
…..dude its like a 5 year old wrote this!!!!!
OOOHHH IM SO SCARY CAAAAPS!!!!BOOOO.
dude…..srsly?
Yes. Very, very srsly.
Dude.
That’s the joke.
not scary
10 outta 10!
It’s called period. Other’s like to call it “those days of the month”.
I came here because of Mr. Creepypasta…..
And the blood was hyper-realistic!
While I was readin this I was like Wait what?! It was kinda weird with the sharks and the vampires and the space thing Kinda creppy
So when does this story get to the part where it overuses “blud”
But.. WHO WAS BLOOD?
2spooky4me
0_0 um
Are you sure he wasn’t menstruating?
…He?
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD!?
this was written by a two year old. why are all of you saying it’s awesome? The human body can’t hold that much blood
Terrible:(
oh wow im so scared!
Still a better love story than twilight
OMG I almost cholked on my food laughfing!
THIS IS HORRIFYING
This is amazing. Not going to sleep tonight for sure…
OH GOD IMMA TERRIFIED NAO ;^;
XD
I am the only one who thinks that this wasn’t creepy at all?
what the hell man…the cat who shat bricks in his hat
This is true. xD
Oh great, so according to this; I was walking around with uber period for who knows how long XD
all your folish soles will be mine soon so look outside your window tonight.
Ah well. I needed new shoes anyways.
*quadruple facepalm* how dafuq is this an actual true story?!?!?!?
This pasta tasted like laughing gas. Made me laugh but I was left confused. Also, I made the total vote count 1969. Teehee.
Seriously, i found this scary, because of the last sentence.
This pasta made me brit shix
This made me brit shix
Looks like Godzilla had their period
And this is why tampons were made.
I can’t get the taste of salt out of my mouth!
*Belh! Bleh! Bleh!*
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Wow, look at all these old comments.
This Pasta is the most emotional and deep Pasta I’ve ever read. This definitely needs more attention.
In fact, this should be on the front page of this site and Creepypasta Wiki.
But I must ask one question:
Was it hyper-realistic blood?
Why u scared of me people? IM INSIDE YOU and a day for me, how kind from you people!
i can make it stop. all you have to do is… spread the word.
This is the most cliche story I’ve ever read. If you thought Kirby’s Deadland was bad, you should see your faces now.
i hate this pasta so much
damn hemorrhoids!
WHAT AN AWESOME STORY!!! THIS WAS BEST AND IMMA LIKE IT!!! *sarcasm*
*facepalms.* of course he goes for the “that guy was you.” Thing it’s like the oldest trick in the book when it comes to scaring people. Derp.
I WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT BECAUSE OF THIS
You forgot to add “hyper realistic” in there somewhere
to make it fun , change the word blood whit shit
spring break am i right u barely remember what happens
*pukes blood on keyboard*
What was that… Urgh! Grammer, bitted? I don’t like this and I don’t like ‘WHO WAS PHONE’ due to terrible terrible grammer and a certain… Lack of suspense and fear ect. Anyway… Rubbish story, rubbish grammer and no fear or terror factor what so ever. Think yourself lucky you got at least one vote. Rant Over!
You really like the word ‘rubbish’, don’t you?
Best. Creepypasta. Ever.
Loved the bad grammar, lack of plot and all the capital letters. Good job.
…. I dont want to live on this planet any more
what in the hell.
:3
Lol “ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND HIS DOG.”
Lololol at first I thought this was crap but then I looked over it again. Between the perpetual bleeding, the being sent to space, and that it was me, this is the best parody story.
Well this was a waste of time
Woudn’t he die of bloodloss
It’s fine, it’s not like I wanted to sleep tonight anyway. xD
It was a very stupid story. Any noob could of written this.
It still gave me a good laugh.
:D
Do you even grammar?
Holy balls. I will never sleep again.
Ever.
Shut it Derpson Pancakes
So… Does that mean that I’m some kind of he-she alien thing that is on it’s period? Also, how does the blood “GET” a kid and a dog? Does it splash on them? Do they drown in it? Indescriptive pasta is indescriptive.
this was actually kinda funny : o I WANNA GO TO THE MOON!
Derpson Pancakes make that story!!
Are You Sure That The Blood Wasn’t Me?
-CandleJa
Thank u sooo much @Reba!
#2spooky4me
That explains why I’m on Mars….
Hehehehehehehe Good one.
not good one
Derpson pancakes u suck
REBA, YOUR SHOW WAS SUCH A FAIL!
I love that song by My Chemical Romance!
I want to make a pasta about Wanda and Cosmo!!
Good Luck! No, seriously, good luck
This was the most terrifying story I have heard in my ENTIRE LIFE.
All I could think about was that kid on youtube that says BLUUUHD loads of times…
Best read of the night, now I can say it’s time for bed (if I can sleep after reading such a horrorifying* story).
*intended
Good indeed…………
Lol he was having one heck of a period
I can’t sleep.
Its like a 10 year old wrote this!!!!!:(
this is fucking supid
this is f!c#ing
that never happen… wait im remembering something. oh my god e was right it was me, wait im remembering something else… after is was sent to space i grabbed a sattelite and… oh my god I AM PHONE
very mature! :P
oh god yes xD
Worst case of hemophilia ever, am I right? Huhhhh? *nudge nudge* Right?
Infinite facepalms
Ooooohhh….Ooohhhhhh… duuuudde….
Why did I read dis shit?
Imauh cwe :c
never thought I was this kind of person. I’ve caused so much trouble
:'(
I’m kind of wondering if a kid wrote this pasta. o-o
LOL This reminds me of “The Pee that took a Poo” by Butters XD
This whole time!
What did i just read? This is… Really bad
10/10 BEST CREEPYPASTA EVAR JHGKJFHYTCYJ GVHFTYTUYTUYGUKYHGKUYGUKYGKJHGJHGJKHGKJHGKJH
Wait, ALL the vampires ever?
That was… Fucking RETARDED its a disgrace to creepy pasta its retarded did a 4 year old write this ’cause it is bad, pasta tasted like shit.
If you’re a man, you have pretty bad hemorroids. If you’re a woman, that happens once a month and it’s called periods. However, YOU KILLED ALL THESE PEOPLE
This is just… bad. No other explanation, just bad. The only one worse was
THE WATCHERS who apparently are Caps lock angel worriers that used satin or lucifer or whatever to kill god and stuff… so… Yes, i rate -999999999, but i could only do one, so that was my real rating, and i know its kinda late to comment, but i don’t rely care.
OMG me and jeff are now scarred literally he flipped a table with a knife and scared my eye soooooo now my eye is red instead of white …. anyways IM A KILLER AND IM CRYING FOR LIFE :'( (anywho meloDIE lured jeff again so he’s her slave …. again long story short jeff came back from phycotic state so now im ready to have my mouth sewed shut ……… again so i guess im going to BLEED AND GO TO THE MOON FOREVER THIS STORY IS SO ACCURATE T.T)
karkat wr0te this. s0 0bvi0us t00. except, im surprised he didnt curse this time. great j0b karkat.
I’ll alwayys be here for you. LOL JK
BLOODY HELL!!! What is it supposed to mean?!
Why am I not in space then
best creepypasta ever
2 spooky 4 me
I read this in Caboose’s voice from Red vs. Blue
2spooky4me
THEN WHO WAS ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER?
It’s okay, OP. My period sucks, too.
I cry evertim.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMa4wLvcW-E&feature=plcp
wat.
OMG THIS EXPLAINS WHY I AM SWIMMING IN BLOOD!!!!!!
That person must have been Maaka from Chibi Vampire.
Omg, what?
I know who’s name I was yelling to help me. Abraham Lincoln and Van Helsing.
Parodypastas suck, yo.
a rather interesting question….
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD?!
But how did I get back from space?
BUT, WHAT BLOOD?!
But..but if everyone got bittened by sharks, who sent him into space?
My brain cannot handle the absolute logic that is this story.
BLOOD BLOOD WHAT?
Sound’s like a really rough period.
e_______e
Lol! This is a joke…
Seriously…. the ending makes no sense. I hope you make you stories interesting for the readers.
Lol….
Replace the word ‘blood’ with spaghetti.
Four years later, people are still commenting on my masterpiece.
And still don’t ever check out the rest of them on bogleech.
I guess this is my best one anyway, though.
Well, they have my dead skull sequel to look forward to…
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD sorry this was really funny
So you mean this whole time I’ve been on my period?! D:
THEN WHO WAS ELEVATOR??!
Do you know how long it will take to get all this blood out of the carpets? Nice link, though.
Why would you try to take it off, now you have red carpets, like a celebrity.
life=made BANGFACE
Sorry but…
LYK DIS COMENT IF U CRIED.
Why are people saying this pasta is scary, I found it hilarious.
I love how the comments on most of these ParodyPastas are funnier than the actual pasta.
Good Job everybody who can take a joke.
You make my day.
I don’t think that’s tomato sauce on your pasta Jimmy…
The pasta’s not positive-it’s HIV-positive.
Sure hope it’s not Chris’s Blood.
I SHAT BRIX YO.BUT WHO WAS THE SHARK?
On the moon there will be a whole city of blood them :3
THEN WHO WAS MOON!!??
Cool story bro. Needs more unicorns
CAPS LOCK ARE FOR COOL PEOPLE
you tried
BUT WHO WAS PHONE!?
Damn.
Bogleech is now advertising?
Every vampire. Ever.
It’s not supposed to be freakin scary.
“(OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY)”
… XD
I LIK THE PART WHERE THE GUY WAS BLEEDING, AND THE PART ABOUT THE SPACE IS PURE LITERALLY GOLD!
I GIV IT 11/10
Can’t… stop… the… laughter…
COOL STORY BRO
Da’ fuq did I just read?
Oh the pointlessness of it all.
So someone was on their peirod?
I see one problem with this. Not enough grammatical errors. But right now I’m jizzing my pants because this shit is so fucking hilarious.
Scariest story evarrrrrrz! LOL pr0nz
I understand that it was a joke… But the problem was…
THEN WHERE WAS FUNNY?!?!
whaaat?
judging as a pasta – 0/10
judging for lulz – 8/10
it reminded me of this autistic kid from my old school
That person… was ME?! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
OH GOD AIDS EVERYWHERE.
Worst period of. my. LIFE.
FAKE AND GAY
BUT WHO WAS DOG??!
Lol! This was on Retarded CreepyPasta page on Encyclopedia Dramatica!
I finished reading all the good CreepyPasta so I checked out the ones they said was crap…
This is the weirdest one I’ve read so far though!
I didnt know that everyone knew that i bleed all over the place. I thought that was my most well kept secret. Also i didnt know that it bothered everyone why didnt anyone just tell me and not send me to space. Now all the planets will be angry cuz i will be bleeding all over the universe. Then my blood will cover the atmosphere and you will all die how is that for a bad ending.
Hmm…. I didn\’t like this one much .__. Not scary.
OH SNAP, I GOT LAUNCHED INTO SPACE BECAUSE I WAS SPOUTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE, BUT I FORGOT IT ALL?! OH THE CREEPYNESS….. <.<
xD
Ah. You’re hilarious.
AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE.
wat
GOOD LORD MAN.
CONTROL YO SELF.
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE.
JESUS CHRIST THIS SHIT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!
@ girgumashi
Not funny anymore, too many vulgarities used.
l2funny
Such is childhood imagination.
THEN WHO WAS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL?
Part2:
ONCE HE GOTTEN IN SPACE HE STILL WAS BLEEDING HE BLEED SO MUCH THE SUN WENT OUT
BECAUSE OF THE BLOODING. EVERY ONE ON EARTH WAS ALL LIKE “SHIIIIIIIIIT WERE FUCKING COLD! WERE GUNNA FUCKIN DIE!” AND HE WAS ALL LIKE “FUCK YOU FOR BANISHING ME NOW IM GONNA BLEED THE ENTIRER UNIVERSE TO GET TO GOD!”
SO HE DID GOD DIDNT LIKE THAT HE WAS ALL LIKE “AWWWW SHIT WE CANT HAVE RED UP IN THIS BITCH HEAVEN BE WHITE NIGGA” SO THE MAN HAD AN EPIC BATTLE BUT WHEN GOD SENT MARY OUT HE USED HIS BLEEDING SUPER POWERS TO PUT HER ON HE PERIOD AND SHE CHANGED AND WENT TO WAILIN ON GOD AND GOD WAS LIKE “MAN FUCK YALL! THIS SHIT AINT WORTH TEH TROUBLE” THEN HE BECAME THE GOD OF WAR WITH BLOOD AND HE BLOODED EVERYTHING THE END
So that\’s why my period was unnaturally heavy this month….
You made me laugh very inappropriately during a movie.
HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER!
Belly laughed hard.
EPIC WIN
Those who disagree deserve to have a heron “make a ess of my pots and pans…”
YOU WA BLOOD !!!
Trolling pasta is trolling.
that\’s silly.
The horror! THE HORROR!
All and all it reminded me that South Park Episode where Butters tried to write a gross book which he named \\\\&quot;The poop that took a pee\\\\&quot;.
Brix were shat.
Excuse me while I go change my pants.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’d be dead if I was bleeding that much. :D
Cool story, bro!
Cool story brah.
Shii-
Freaking bombs!
I…just…don’t even know what to say…
i WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING AGAIN, I IS TOOO SCUURRDDD
BUT THEN, WHO WAS LADY!?!
No wonder I can’t clean up the mess of pots and pans the heron made…
And the dead skull…isn’t my life bad enough as it is? My kitchen’s a mess, I’m drowning in my own blood in a spaceship, and now you want to break something and blame it on me?
(BTW CAPS LOCK MAKES EVERYTHING MORE AMAZING-ER.)
OMG SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, god. I thought that Squidward’s Suicide was horrifying. But THIS…I WAS CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHASFLSAKGHDASLKGHSFGLKHFGLdg/….
HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.
ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.
EVER.
That’s a lot of vampires. :c
Oh the huge manatee!
OH GOD, THIS STORY CHANGED ALL OF MAN- (OR WOMAN-KIND BECAUSE I AM A LADY) FOR ME. I AM TOO SCARED TO DO ANYTHING NOW OH MY GOD.
I SHAT SO MANY BRIX THAT EVERYONE IN ECUADOR HAS A SEVEN-STORY SHITMANSION.
Masterpiece.
AHAHAHA! Are you serious? This is hilarious!
It reads like a King Missile song :|
PFFFFT. THIS ISN’T CREEPY.
IT SAID THAT I FORGOT ABOUT IT.
BUT I DIDN’T.
I’M FUCKING BLEEDING EVERYWERE.
ON THIS SPACESHIP.
IT’S REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
epic creepypasta is epic!
While I’m spontaniously bleeding to death here, could you rewrite my obituary so people don’t have a screaming voice in their head?
Thanks.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
stupid!!!!!!!!!!! i rather get fucked thn read this lame storiie foooo
THEN WHO WAS BLO- FUCK, TOO LATE.
Candlejack would be am
An increase in the size of my phallus has occured after reading this hilarious anecdote.
THEN WHO WAS YOU?!
BananaCorn, I’m going to assume that your impersonation is after I told you to stop. Please stop impersonating me, it is embarrassing. Also, Jay Autumn, you summed it up perfectly. -10/10
Fear the Darkness
-Nex
OH GOD IT WAS THE DEAD SKULL!!!!
I do remember. I was there. Link had a mop.
Holy balls.
AND IF YOU’RE A LADY THEN HE WASN’T EVEN A MAN! HE WAS YOU!
lol.
after reading this pasta, half the world committed suicide. the other half wandered the desolate earth, blind from scraping their eyes out after reading this hideous-piece-of-shit story. Now that is creepy.
roflmfao i r bleeded evvywere
BUT WHO WAS BITTENED??!!
my dick is soap
your story is the most stupidest.
BUT WHO WAS ELAVATOR?
THEN WHO WAS SHARK?
i thught this waz soo creappy o_o I lyke couldnt evn slep last nite after readin it LOL
MOAR! BRIX WERE SHAT.
I LOL’D.
BUT WHO WAS SHARKS?
I WILL BITTENED YOU IF YOU DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS PASTA’S BRILLIANCENESS.
MOAR LIEK THIS!! WHERE IS THERE MOAR?
THEN WHO WAS ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER???
i can’t sleep :(…
because i’m laughing too much
USE TAMPAX DAMMIT.
@ remy : Shut your stupid tits up and put you ugly mouth back in your bra, this is the best pasta ever cooked ever, jokingly or otherwise. BUT WHO WAS SPACESHIP?!
THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY.
Wow, this is stupid. Yes, it’s a parody, but even for a parody it’s fucking retarded.
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER
Why is everyone talking about their fricking periods?
THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?!?!?!?!
WHO WAS YOU?!?!?!
That brick just shat me, goddamit bogleech
Space is fun. You should come visit. Elvis called me the other day and said him and the Xenomages were going for dinner at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.
Anyhow, I must be off. My fluffly toy bear needs feeding. Toodle Pip!
DEES R NAUGHT FUNNIE! BITCHEZ THINK ALL OTHA PASTUHS R WHACK, BUT DEY LUV DUH FUCKING WEAK PASTUHS. Y DO I WANNA READ DIZ? SRSLY NOW.
I fucking lol’d
I love you.
sorry guise, my bad ;_;
@ Azriel
Rabble rabble, quit yer bitchin’.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
@Line http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/then-who-was-phone
OMNOMNOM BLOODY PASTA.
-makes spaghetti-
BRIX WERE SHAT
OH GOD
I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST MY PERIOD.
D:
DID NOT KNOW I WAS SPURTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE OHMAHGAH
lol. Im imagining if that happened in real life…it be hilarious..yet very serious
LOVE IT ;-D
I fapped out blood
Manpon?
Well I’m glad they took the ladies into considering.
“THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY)”
lol XD
THEN WHO WAS WTF?
i lol’d
Cool story bro.
OH SHI-
Gay depsn’t even begin to describe…
I’m gonna go kill myself now
DO YOU NOT SEE? THIS IS THE CURE TO BLOOD DONATION!!!!1111ONEONEO!11!!! WE WON’T NEED TO HOLD BLOOD DONATION EVENTS, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CAPTURE THIS BLEEDING BLOODY PERSON, MAKE IT OUR SLAVE, AND BLEED IT TO SAVE ALL THOSE CAR ACCIDENT AND WHATEVER ACCIDENT PEOPLE! Just like milking a cow. Sort of.
Wait…WAIT. This person is actually me? Oh thank goodness you dunno where i live then.
WIIIIN. I ENJOYED THAT SO SO MUCH.
Oh, thank goodness…
I was afraid a skeleton was going to pop out.
still better than the grudge.
and then tinkerbell came and cleaned up all the blood with her wand before peter pan sucked her into his erect dick, after witch the pirates found him and raped him in a gay orgy and then all the vampires ever came and sucked his dick to get out tinkerbells wand because it had all the blood but gandolf the grey came and vanished them, before mehrunes dagon, the daedric prince of destruction, came and destroyed everything but since its oblivion it regenerates so hes pissed off and openes oblivion gates to neverland where he destroys everything, the end :D
Whats up with everybody saying WHO WAS ……..? Dont get it.
No. Just no. Epic failure.
so that was me……creepy
i bleed.. LIKE A BOSS.
*sigh* big fail of un-funny pasta. Trying too hard to be funny at least. Not good.
i think he was bleeding because of the sni-
I shat brix at a rate of over 9000.
BUT WHO WAS TAMPAX?
Very funny. 5/5
Oh my God. Why did I read this? I’m gonna be scared for the rest of my life. :(
i lold, thanks
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
I couldn’t sleep all night because of this pasta… Fuck you :,(
THEN YOU WAS BLOOD
But then who was it with the blood?
laughing far too hard at this. best pasta ever.
OH GOD NO, I CAN’T BLEEDED EVERWHERE!!
Way better than that Candlejack shi
hahahahhahahahahhaha funny as
sounds like something my brother would SAY lol
my eyes are bleeding
BLOOOOOOOOD INNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!!111
Reminds me of the blood mage from Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. One of his quotes is something like “I demand vengeance for the blood of my people. Which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood. Or maybe three time as much blood. Like, if you went to Hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, maybe that would be enough! Oh, probably not…”
what. the. fuck.
It was actually me……….. sorry.
SO YOU MEAN.
ALL THIS TIME I SHOULD’VE CARRIED TAMPONS?
Man, that didn’t even scare ME.
ahahah wat
I scheduled an appointment with my psychiatrist right after reading this, and then I cleaned up my pants.
XD I laughed so hard.
Win. Hardest, most epic win in a while.
Loved it. It had such a wonderful storyline, and was very creepy to boot. If only it were a bit longer. When did it start? When he woke up?
Why does no one understand that this is a parody (and an awesome parody at that)?
This is totally the best story on the site.
“WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY” lol fail at spelling bitten this was a kids idea when it came to he got chase by all the vampires ever and why was it so essincal to have so many caps
WATAFUUUU!!
EST BORY STEVARSFDHKHF!
C:
ohhh, fuck. imma die now. D:
i’ll never live with this information.
“THEN HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.”
I lol’d
HOLY SHIT I JUMPED AT THE END
i though it was cute]—-===%&@6657145*(!@
This is the stupidest creepypasta ever. It isn’t creepy nor is it funny. Fuck this stupid shit.
was guy on roids?
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD!?
What the flim-flam? o.O
haha that was funny as ^^
at first i was all lyke o_o
…but then i lol’d
But seriously, I’m so disappointed I came in too late to fully appreciate this one. The entertainment factor of the retarded reactions of those who failed to understand the concept far exceed that of the story itself.
My mom, if that’s sarcasm, you’re the one that fails at everything. And on Mother’s Day, too. Sheesh.
LOL that was awsome
Ok, this looks like a distrubed 7 year-old wrote this on a bad day.
=/
The ending is ok a guess but it completely FAILS at everything.
Ok, it looks like a disturbed 7 year-old wrote this on a bad day.
=/
I guess the ending is ok but it FAILS.
Wow, I need to watch out for something bloody in the sky.
And nice use of the SNES Game “Monster Party” Sprites.
this is the best thing ever
Damn, that’s some period I had.. and forgotten..
YOU’RE WINNER!
What is this I don’t even…..
oh man so gay offence intended and second this is very scary it does not need any changes
first of all gay!!! no offence and second i think this is weird not scary and i wish i remembered this so i could tell it much better
WHOOOAAA!!! NEVER WOULD’VE IMAGINED…
OMG TERRIFYING.
Cool story bro
Scariest shit ever
i like how WTF is treating it as a real story and actually gives a serious review.
BUT WHO WAS SPACE?!
I loled hard
genius.
WOOT BOGLEECH!
@WTF: PLEASE SAY THAT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC OTHERWISE…U R VERY RETAREDED
CAPS LOCK ROOLS!
THAT IS ALL!
its the twist at the end that really got me
when i saw all those caps it crossed my mind that its some stupid story but still i wasted time reading it like an idiot
I like it when the red water comes out.
I BLED SO MUCH I BLOTTED OUT THE SUN
wat is this i am not good w/ socail comunucation
“HE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!!”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
This is dumb. It doesn’t even say who shark was.
POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
THAT IS SO SCARY! OMFG! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BLOODY IT MUST HAVE BEEN?
No. Just…. no.
I SHAT BLOOD!!! :0
OMG AIDS EVERYWHERE!
I will never be able to sleep.
I just shat enough bricks to build a house. :D
Hah, I like these fake creepypastas.
So long as they don’t overrun the site, they’re fine by me.
boo!
who was blood?!?!?!
that was god awful
another headdesk thank you writer for making me lose brain cells
that is all
This reminds me of the ‘Blood’ Kid on youtube, lol.
I thought it was my period
Cool story, bro.
Uh..
Haha, some people actually took this story literally.
Fucking lol’d
OMG. If this is true, there is no God.
cool story, bro.
DAMN. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WORE A TAMPON.
THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE ILL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR
A little fun fact Candle… Uh, Candle J.
The Sham Wow guy was actually arrested for battering a hooker.
I bet he used the Sham Wow to clean the blood.
“LOOK! No figner prints left behind!!”
GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF!
And watch out for imintators ;)
XD LOL Yummeh pasta!! Brix shat.
They should have bloodrocuted him.
*Drowns in Blood*
OMG SO MUCH BLOOD HERE USE MY SHAMWOW!
AND IF YOU FIND NUTS, USE MY SLAP CHOP, YOU’LL LOVE MY NUTS!
Hahahahha I love it !
Shat a brick house.
WAIT, SO I’M IN SPACE!?! No wonder I haven’t been able to breathe for the 16 years I’ve been alive. BUT WAIT, I don’t REMEMBER forgetting anything like this!
For me it was tears because i was laughing so hard at this pasta.
Haha, this one is actually funny.
this pasta is bloodly :D
creepiest thing is that we don’t have an elevator in the building we live
i like uncle-anon
THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
I laughed, I laughed. The pretty much covers the gambit of emotions.
Had to be a dude, a lady would have asked for a tampon. ;-)
best story evar
lol damn cried with joy reading this.
wut
LOVE THE TYPING, WAS LOL MATERIAL.
+ wtf, gtfo. kthnx.
All naysayers to Bogleech’s epic pasta must be terminated!
@BOGLEECH
OBVIOUSLY I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION OMG I AM SO SORRY =(
OH MY GOD, I’VE LOST OVER 9000 LITRES OF MY BLOOD! IT’S TOTALLY BLOODGASMIC!!! BLOOODGAASMMMM!!!!!
OH, AND WITH THIS KIND OF TYPING, I SHOULD TOTALLY BE HAWKING CARPETS ON TV!
Note to WTF: Sarcasm does not transmit well over the interwebz.
@WTF: I am not sure if you are being sarcastic, and that makes me sad.
Most delicious pasta in a while.
April fucking fools, bitches.
Okay, @WTF, you obviously aren’t getting the point of the pasta. It’s not supposed to be creepy or scary. It is supposed to be funny. Try to laugh a bit more.
Also, happy April fools.
It’s like the heron pasta had a retarded child that nobody thought was funny, interesting, fun to be around, or good in any way, shape, or form.
I GOT BITTENED.
OH NOES. :C
5 STARSSSS.
I GOT BITTENED.
OH NOES. :’C
5 STARSSSS.
THEN WHO WAS LADY?
lol…lots of stupid ppl today from both sides… xD
Joke pasta wasn’t funny. >_>
Wait… have ANY of you noticed that it’s a joke?!
OMG MY MIND IS NOW BLOWN
Every website I go to has some kind of Apirl Fool’s joke…
>_<
WHY WOULD YOU WASTE EVERYBODY’S TIME POSTING A STORY THAT IS JUST PRETEND!!!
to WTF – it’s a parody, genius.
omg
Wtf? this was retarded. So badly written and random ideas coming in out of nowhere and the beginning is so horrible for any type of story it should be illegal. Someone must’ve been high writing this. Usually I’d say no big deal if you like it everyone has their own opinions, but this is just so bad it becomes an exception to that rule. and WTF with all the caps. -_- it COULD have worked if the story had a sense of urgency or some real fearsome aspects integrated into it. but no.
You’re new here, aren’t you?
Well you bitch.
Its not meant to be a good pasta
Admire the hilariousness, k man? Dont criticize. This is obviously the best pasta in the world
hey newbie, go visit crappypasta.com
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Best Pasta Evar. Clearly.
NO!
is THAT why the ground is made of cheese?
oh god blood heron why do you hold such a vendetta against my kitchenware
Why the hell did I read this? Now i gotta go change my pants…
This is what happens when I forget my fucking tampons
Shit, shit! Who the fuck is shooting us? D:
LOLOLOLOL
It’s so stupid haha
This is up there with the heron one
Best pasta on the site.
Are you kidding? It’s easily THE BEST!
cmon guys this this is too much gawsh
Damn, this was HILARIOUS!
This one wasn’t all that scary. I couldn’t get into it.
I actually liked the idea of a heron flying into my kitchen making a mess of my pots and pans. Well, I didn’t like the idea, but it works…’cos then I’d have to clean up my kitchen and I hate that…
tl;dr this is not the best, the heron is
lolwut?
BUT WHO WAS MALE PRONOUN LADY??
Major lulz. Perhaps add more bad grammar, like with WHO WAS PHONE B-)
SO WHEN HE GOT IN THE WATER, YOU COULD SAY HE WAS SWIMMING IN A
BLOOD OCEAN!!!
METALCLAYPSE FTW
For love of all that is creepy… It’s not even funny!
And don’t tell me… now a heron will fly into my kitchen and make a ess of my pots and pans…
not really creepy. wud have been funnier if the guy had aids
haha this is the best!
Best PASTA EVER OMG ALL THE BLOOD!
IS THAT WHY I CAN’T STOP BLEEDING?
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
BUT WHO WAS BL- FUCK BEATEN
Yeah, you got owned, noob.
FUCKING HELL THIS IS SCARY. I DON’T THINK MY LIFE’LL EVER BE THE SAME.
Fuckin’ ownsome, dude.
THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?
CRUISE CONTROL
I LOL’D
CREEPIEST. PASTA. EVAR.
Also: WHO WAS BLOOD?
HE’S U!
I don’t think I can leave the house today i’m so shaken up.
OOOOOOH MY GOD A THOUSAND BLOODY BRICKS WERE SHAT.
FUCK.
Everyone should help me get this post on the main page of reddit…
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8947a/day_of_all_the_blood_best_creepypasta_post_ever/
I BRAT SHIX.
OH DANG! I looked behind me and I was like, “NOOO! NAO I’M SCEERED TO GO TO SLEEP!” Stupid blood!
DIS STORY SKARED ME SO MUCH
I CULDNT SLEEP FRO A YEAR
I SHAT BRIX
WHO VOTED THIS DOWN GTFO
Hey, when I first came to this site in late 2009 it had 1 star, just appreciate that the Internet has learnt about satire
I VOTED YOU DOWN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN PASTA AND BECAUSE YOU THINK CAPS LOCK IS SO COOL.
Dude its a joke pasta meant to be stupid and short for slight amusement
facepalm, dude? you kinda missed the point, this is a crappypasta, meant to suck and be halarious
Uh, you wrote that in caps lock, ya derp
the amounts of irony in that single comment…
*grabs an iron from a pile of irons and starts chucking them at Moosen31 the dumbfuck*
At least I stopped having my period.
*double facepalm*
She/he was joking idiot.
Stop doing the facepalm without sense, you are not doing it well.
quadruple face palm
Oh God lol!
SUPER COOL STORY BRO
Oh my god…you mean this whole time….
;_;
i know…
we all know sophie and other ;_; it has happened to every human ever in the world and shall happen again soon when there is another person ready for blood day
No, there isn’t -_-
Are you serious?! You believe that?! It’s a story. It’s not real. If it was, every single person on earth would be insane!!! EVEN OBAMA. EVEN THAT WEIRD PERSON THAT GIVES YOU A WRONG NUMBER EVERY SATURDAY. EVEN YOUR SIBLINGS. DO TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING, SIGMA. -_-
I believe I may hate you, considerably…
^ best comment on earth!
It’s true. You are. By the way, clean your closet. I love you, but it honestly gets hard to stay in here all the time with it messy like this.
and Clean your damn windows.
I can feel so much excess grime when I tap on it. it’s annoying.
gtfo
lol
lol i love these joke pastas
oh yea and CAPSLOCK IS CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL
Yeah these are awsome
OMERGERD IM SCERRRD
lerve howr yer terking!
WELL THEN
How am I not in space?
Oh, I remember how I got out of space.
THER WAS ALL THE BLUD AND IT PUSHED ME TO EART AND THE BLUD STOPPED WHEN I GOT TO EATRH. DE ENDQ
I’m tired and having my first cup of coffee and for some (sleep-deprived) reason, that Q at the end is making me chuckle. I’m getting weird looks…
Derpbutt maybe you’re just high.
Blood not “Blud”
He/she was making fun of the writer
They were mocking the actual story, which is riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes.
Do you even sarcasm?
/\ best comment ever
You don’t remember getting out of space. You just THINK you remember!
He needs a Band-Aid.
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Scared me to death…
Joke?