Cellular Phone
June 29th, 2008 by WHO WAS PHONE?
If you call yourself on your own cellular phone, sometimes you will get an answer. You won’t hear anything other than heavy breathing, so don’t bother waiting for them to speak. If you then say the name of a person you know and a reason that they should die (reasons like “I just want them dead” do work), then they will die a gruesome death within the next 24 hours. Their horribly mangled corpse will be completely unrecognizable, and there is never any evidence pointing to a specific perpetrator so the person(s) that performs this service has never been caught. This was how the infamous Black Dahlia murder was perpetrated.
Posted in Murders & Deaths, Rites & Rituals
June 29th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
June 30th, 2008 at 12:51 am
damn can this really work
June 30th, 2008 at 3:24 am
Interesting idea.
So, if I call my own cell phone at the right time, some unknown organization/person will kill anyone I want, for free!? This isn’t a creepypasta, it’s an advertisement. Does anyone here know exactly how valuable an untraceable hitman is? You could send him/her/it/them after the world’s most undesirable people; Osama Bin Laden, for example. Or, maybe, you could send it after people you think
Too bad this is just a creepypasta. It would have been interesting to have the death of at least one infamous terrorist on my hands. The weirdest thing about it it that I’m not sure whether it’s a terrorist organization or a charitable organization.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Sorry, typo.
In my unfinished sentence, I meant to say:
“Or, maybe, you could send it after people you think are undesirable, that the world would do better without.”
June 30th, 2008 at 4:20 am
@Readman - the whole idea is very Death Note. I assume that’s where the author got the idea, now that I think about it.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:19 am
I tried and got my phones voice mail, guess now isnt the right time
June 30th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
@WHO WAS PHONE
You know what, when I read it back at myself, that does sound very Death Note. That wasn’t my intention, though.
But, still. The ability to kill one person. There would be no evidence that you perpetrated the crime, and you don’t even have to get your hands dirty.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think I could muster the nerve to actually use this hitman, but it is an interesting prospect, in a hypothetical sense.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
The logic in this one is kinda flawed though…there were no cell phones when the Black Dahlia murder occurred, although maybe they used regular phones instead.
July 6th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
1 Missed call? Lulzordz.
July 6th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Ah, I knew this would show up eventually. This is actually based off an early plot point from an old PS1 RPG called “Persona”. Look it up. It’s a good creepypasts, but it’s not exactly original.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:51 am
@Yuyuke - ha, really? I’m playing Persona 3 right now and was planning on getting 1 & 2 soon. Cool.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Cell phones in the 1930s? That’s awesome.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
What an idea. One person dead, anyone you want. ANYONE. Shit, that would take forever to decide who. Someone in your personal life, a celebrity, a politician, or a world wide terrorist?
Decisions, descisions.
July 15th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
If you call ur self won’t your listening to yourself breathing. Right? Unless the government is tapping your phone.
July 15th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Hmmm… Perhaps a few political leaders currently running the country that I could definitely do without. ^^
July 18th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Way to steal shit from Persona. As soon as I read the dialing your own number part,I knew where this was going.
Still,not bad.
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I’ve tried callin myself and all i get is my voicemail.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
When I call myself on my cellphone, I get my voicemail.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I can’t afford a phone ;_;
July 27th, 2008 at 11:41 am
When I save up enough to get a Mio (accept no less!) I am SO doing this.
But what would happen if you said “god” or “you” or something? What if you said a group?
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
:[ all I got was my voicemail when I called. How will I know when it’s the right time to try this? Because I already know who I want dead x]
August 6th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
wouldnt it be you answering the phone? you would hear yourself breathing, thats why it says to not bother saying anything cause they want you to believe that it’s actually someone else.
idk, pretty good though.
August 12th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
This is actually Persona 2: Eternal Punishment (which actually might as well have been Persona 3). And he was identified: Tatsuya Sudou… the JOKER killer. Also, whoever uses this “service” is forced to take on the persona of the Joker and kill the same person they request… as well as anyone else. It was a great game.
August 12th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I would kill the fucking idiots who vote for people like bush then complain that bush is an awful president, ANd now there going to vote for mckain and i hope to god he doesnt fucking win the election. Of course I wouldn’t kill anyone at all if i really could because it’s not my place to judge who lives or dies and it seems unfair to use that kind of powe, it seems like (You could probably kill me in one hit so im going to hide behind a device that can kill you without me doing work)
I choose this because I hated light yagami so much. I was laughing when he died.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
When I called my phone I got this creepy, almost robotic sounding voice that said “You have 1 new voicemail, and 1 saved voicemail, press 1 to listen to your voicemail, press 2 to delete all.”
Creepy.
August 19th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
…So I’m assuming this can be done on a regular phone and not just a cell phone, considering the Black Dahlia murder happened in 1947.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
…fail
August 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Ok the second time something picked up so I hung up.
Either that or I’m fucking insane.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:39 pm
ok first of all this is just crap ppl made up it was good though but yall who have some one u want to kill thats kinda mean i mean of course i’m gonna try it but the the person u want to die will is kinda mean i mean i hate some ppl but that doesn’t mean i want 2 kill them cuase if there was some one that wanted to kill u, u would b mad wouldn’t u
September 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am
it went straight to voice mail
September 26th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
@shortys roc my sox:
….what?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
sucks
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:22 am
There were cellphones in the 50s?? lol
November 1st, 2008 at 3:23 am
Whoa whoa, as many other people said, of course you would hear breathing, for you called your own phone. However, maybe that’s it’s own interesting dynamic. Perhaps you telling yourself who you want dead so much that you would try something this crazy would lead YOU to kill the person in a systematic, untraceable way.
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:03 am
All according to plan…
November 2nd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
So, yeah. If y’all find Paris Hilton dead, I didn’t do it. O.O
November 14th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Wait… the Black Dahlia happened in 1947–a time before cell phones even existed. How would someone be able to use a cell phone when there were no cell phones?
Other than that, this was pretty good. The idea itself is interesting. Probably inspired by Death Note.
November 20th, 2008 at 9:07 am
I tried it, but all it did was play my voicemail.