Awake
I am awake. I should not be awake. You have been far too bad for far too long, and it is time to stop. I wish I didn’t have to do this, believe me. It is so much easier for me to continue sleeping for eons than have to worry about you, humanity. I am awake, and I am most displeased.
You have all committed many atrocities in my name, some of those atrocities were committed against my name as well, and not a single drop of blood has pleased me. It is not a matter of benevolence or malevolence, but of point and worth. Your existences serve no purpose any more, as they did mere millennia ago. Furthermore, your “sacrifices” are of no worth to me. What do I care if you send one of your own back to me? I made you and spat you out, what makes you think I want you back?
There is a reason you are not with me. It is because a great many of you are a failed experiment in its death throes. I was simply waiting until you destroyed each other, but now you have crossed the line, delving into matters that do not concern you. I thought you safe, confined from the others on the prison you call Earth, but no, you must reach your plagued, failed hands out of your cell and grab at anything that floats by.
You think you are only flying out into space, but really you are leaving the cage I made for you. It had everything you needed right there, but no, you must have more. If I allow you to continue you will creep into my more successful creations, and you will destroy them. They know this, and that is why they awoke me.
I have tried to let you sort yourselves out, but I cannot let this continue any longer. Soon you will all feel the wrath of your creator, for what was made can be unmade, and you all have so many wonderful ways to be unmade.
Some have called me God, others have called me Demon. All I am is awake, and very unhappy.
–
Credited to Facade.
So God isn’t dead.
Just napping.
And now very, very cranky.
Not scary, not creepy. Sorry, but I’m not impressed.
Very nice, this one. Short and sweet, but still nice and potent.
Well done, Facade.
THEN WHO WAS NARRATOR? Oh, wait, it’s God. Long time no see, dude
HOLEH CRAP~
Thats is delicious creepy pasta~!
xD
I thought id have more to say but… im speechless.
BTW for the sake of it…
WHO WAS GOD?
Sorry mom, we won’t leave earth again.
Here I am! Come get me!
I loved it…great pasta
sweet
I like it, gives a ‘ZOMG we’re all gonna die!” vibe.
Meh. Just meh.
Not creepy, but absolutely beautiful.
Great.
Haha. All the religious baptards will be very offended.
Other than the fact that I don’t think God would have bad grammar… OMNOMNOM
HERE I AM; SEND ME!
Welp, cab you at least kill us with a zombie apocalypse?
Loved it <333 Very much =D I thought it was great the way he explained the outer space part, and the more successful creations ^-^
Religious nuts, wrap your head around this, you are a failure. God says so.
i wasn’t creeped but i liked it all the same. there’s something unsettling about thinking of god/the gods/spaghetti monster being not a kind and benevolent being but an irritated, tired, and loathsome superbeing.
He’s mad?
OH NOES!!!!
OH R’LYEH?
This was pretty awesome.
Awesome. 5/5. Cookies for the author.
Ello ol chap. Blow this pile of shit to pieces if you would. All I ask for is one person of my choosing, supplies, and a planet to call my own. Fuck space.
Good pasta is wonderful. I dig it.
not bad! O:
HEY!…don’t blame us! Your better creations woke you up. Kill them.
this would have been ~creepy if a god actually existed.
I like !
Jeeze, Gods a dick.
Yeah. That was a very bad pasta. It tasted of socks and putrified ideas. Sorry. Not very impressed.
Very well done, maybe not scary in the traditional sense, but its nice that we have God being the enemy here. Not conventional.
I’m a satanist, so this didn’t scare me because I’m not afraid of your “god”.
I didn’t like this. Not. One. Bit.
Well, this was inevitable. I kind of felt that God was like this anyways. Im cool, as long as this hell thing doesnt actually exist.
wow lovely xD i like
Blasphemy! That was the stupidest creepypasta that I have ever wasted my time reading. What part of that was supposed to be scary. That pasta leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
A whole new way of thinking. I love it.
Not creepy, but wonderful pasta regardless.
Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.
end it with a zombie war!!! BRING IT ON BITCHZ!!!
“Jesus Christ!”
“What?”
“Get the escalator! We’re outta this creepy pasta!”
FUCK THE ANTI SPIRALS, WE WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
i don’t know about you, but armageddon outa here
and @ HAILENKI
hey bud i think youre taking this a little too seriously
oh please, i don’t believe in god. i guess this doesn’t aply to me
can we have one time the word god is said without all the atheistfags and devilfags coming out and telling us all about how they “ain’t afraid of no ghosts”. yeah, we get it, you are tough guys. you guys are seriously just as bad as religious nuts.
Do not fall prey to the assumption that existence is a virtue in and of itself. Do not fall prey to the assumption that power is a virtue in and of itself.
To do so is to fail.
Hubris is a killer. Examine your motives.
Three of Seven Gates are Open.
… Not especially creepy, but wonderfully written nonetheless.
“You are a failed experiment”
Hitchhiker’s Guide, anyone?
Heh. God failed at something in this story. Makes him sound like a cranky old failure who decided to give up the creating biznez after dropping the ball.
Ominous though…
lol@Hops Diggins
I liked it. Makes sense to me!
This is a good combination that could’ve used a bit more polish and shine. The idea of a hostile creator is intriguing, but aliens (predictably) ruin it, because aliens ruin everything from Indiana Jones to the actual Aliens franchise.
Would’ve been much better had a different direction been taken, but still above average.
lol I always thought it was funny how they all say, “He loves all his children very much.” I mean, c’mon. We’re screw ups. Let’s face it. We’re all greedy, stupid, and are destroying what we are given. Really, I always thought that our best hope would be that there is other life out there. Right now, I think they’re the only ones that can save our sorry asses. Just my opinion, though.
But wait. If we’re a failed experiment, how exactly would we best the successful ones? Isn’t a major tenet of nature, something constructed by this very God, survival of the fittest, only the strong survive?
So God is a cranky, incompetent hypocrite in this story, I guess that is rather scary when you look at it a certain way.
@ggg
We’ll stop defending ourselves when you stop attacking us.
Humans are the red-headed stepchild, then?
I lol’d.
cf. Lord Dunsany.
See, I’m pretty sure this was actually supposed to be about Cthulhu.
Ha. I like. Not creepy, but absolutely gorgeous all the same.
Why doesn’t god just make rockets stop working?
Fuck that. Lets go kill god!
“and you all have so many wonderful ways to be unmade”
^the only thing i didnt like about it, otherwise good job; i liked the idea
This is a complete misrepresentation of our Almighty God who loves all of us, no matter what we do.
BUT WHO WAS GOD?!
Could have used some more buildup.
BUT WHO WAS GOD? Could have used a bit more buildup before crapping out.
Shit, Gigyas is back.
:O SUCH DELICIOUSNESS.
I didn’t find this pasta ‘creepy’ per say, but I loved it! Especially the last part: For what was made can be unmade, and you all have so many wonderful ways to be unmade.
Some have called me God, others have called me Demon. All I am is awake, and very unhappy.
God is cranky!
I agree with God on the whole in this one. We are, as a species, xenophobic towards anything that we cannot control. If I was an extra terrestrial, I wouldn’t want us out in space either. We’d figure out a way to exploit all the perfect and serene species as our bitches and call it progress.
The planet of anthropomorphic animals would get raped to death by our furries and killed for sport by our rednecks.
Advanced robots would get pressed into slavery and the first thing we would do with infinite, free energy is figure out how to blow shit up with it.
Haha, 69 comments.
But anywho… I wasn’t the one who flew out to space.
I love humanity pastas - it even covers the basic ugly nature of humans. This one tops my favourite list easily.
Meh. This just annoys me.
I feel embarassed for being a failure.
THEN WHO WAS GOD?!
interesting idea, but anti-climatic
I’m a complete faggot.
WHO WAS AWAKE AND VERY UNHAPPY??
Go back to bed, Grandpa.
“Some have called me God, others have called me Demon.”
Personally, I call him Mr. Welldone.
Fear the Darkness
-Nex
This was just… dumb… the “god” just came across as a jackass. I’m not saying I could write better, I’m no writer, but speaking as a critic, this story is on par with “THE DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD”
Literary masturbation on so many levels…
We aren’t that bad, people, get the fuck over it.
I think God needs some coffee.
did you guys (and gals) know that god is a girl??? also Frankie yes she does need some coffee
@ Creator,
u mad?
Absolutely beautiful. Love ones like this.
I would love so much to play a game based off this short story. Where you play as humanity, and have to survive. Some insanely complicated, detailed, realistic game, kinda like Dwarf Fortress, but IN SPACE. Also, much more brutal.