Awake

Add this post to your list of favorites!I am awake. I should not be awake. You have been far too bad for far too long, and it is time to stop. I wish I didn’t have to do this, believe me. It is so much easier for me to continue sleeping for eons than have to worry about you, humanity. I am awake, and I am most displeased.
You have all committed many atrocities in my name, some of those atrocities were committed against my name as well, and not a single drop of blood has pleased me. It is not a matter of benevolence or malevolence, but of point and worth. Your existences serve no purpose any more, as they did mere millennia ago. Furthermore, your “sacrifices” are of no worth to me. What do I care if you send one of your own back to me? I made you and spat you out, what makes you think I want you back?
There is a reason you are not with me. It is because a great many of you are a failed experiment in its death throes. I was simply waiting until you destroyed each other, but now you have crossed the line, delving into matters that do not concern you. I thought you safe, confined from the others on the prison you call Earth, but no, you must reach your plagued, failed hands out of your cell and grab at anything that floats by.
You think you are only flying out into space, but really you are leaving the cage I made for you. It had everything you needed right there, but no, you must have more. If I allow you to continue you will creep into my more successful creations, and you will destroy them. They know this, and that is why they awoke me.
I have tried to let you sort yourselves out, but I cannot let this continue any longer. Soon you will all feel the wrath of your creator, for what was made can be unmade, and you all have so many wonderful ways to be unmade.
Some have called me God, others have called me Demon. All I am is awake, and very unhappy.
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Credited to Facade.


So God isn’t dead.
Just napping.
And now very, very cranky.
Nathara(Quote)
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Not scary, not creepy. Sorry, but I’m not impressed.
Azriel(Quote)
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Very nice, this one. Short and sweet, but still nice and potent.
Well done, Facade.
MisterVercetti(Quote)
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THEN WHO WAS NARRATOR? Oh, wait, it’s God. Long time no see, dude
Bob(Quote)
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HOLEH CRAP~
Thats is delicious creepy pasta~!
xD
I thought id have more to say but… im speechless.
Bagel-chan(Quote)
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BTW for the sake of it…
WHO WAS GOD?
Bagel-chan(Quote)
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Sorry mom, we won’t leave earth again.
Anonymous(Quote)
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Here I am! Come get me!
Sinfulskitz(Quote)
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I loved it…great pasta
MCQ(Quote)
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sweet
Anonymous(Quote)
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I like it, gives a ‘ZOMG we’re all gonna die!” vibe.
Darth Skeletor(Quote)
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Meh. Just meh.
Moar(Quote)
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Not creepy, but absolutely beautiful.
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Great.
MURF(Quote)
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Haha. All the religious baptards will be very offended.
WhoWasPhoney?(Quote)
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Other than the fact that I don’t think God would have bad grammar… OMNOMNOM
Candleja?(Quote)
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HERE I AM; SEND ME!
Welp, cab you at least kill us with a zombie apocalypse?
Father Crow(Quote)
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Loved it <333 Very much =D I thought it was great the way he explained the outer space part, and the more successful creations ^-^
Allie(Quote)
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Religious nuts, wrap your head around this, you are a failure. God says so.
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i wasn’t creeped but i liked it all the same. there’s something unsettling about thinking of god/the gods/spaghetti monster being not a kind and benevolent being but an irritated, tired, and loathsome superbeing.
Yotan(Quote)
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He’s mad?
OH NOES!!!!
Oh Rin(Quote)
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OH R’LYEH?
This was pretty awesome.
Sam(Quote)
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Awesome. 5/5. Cookies for the author.
Dirjel(Quote)
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Ello ol chap. Blow this pile of shit to pieces if you would. All I ask for is one person of my choosing, supplies, and a planet to call my own. Fuck space.
Good pasta is wonderful. I dig it.
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not bad! O:
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